Have You Decided Not To Run For Governor of California too? (My Title)

Chat | August 7, 2003 | floriduh voter

[floriduh voter]

Just for fun, if you're NOT running for Governor of California, I'd like you to tell us why not? Everyone else seems to be. This is solely a humor-chat thread.

If you have jpegs of anybody on earth, feel free to post them here to jazz up the thread.

[windchime]

"It's just like using an atm except no money comes out."


Silly girl, you get the money (or cigarettes) BEFORE you touch the screen.

[MeekOneGOP]

[Aut Pax Aut Bellum]

Chad is no more. We don't punch any more. We have touch screen technology. It's just like using an atm except no money comes out.
No, money just goes IN

[floriduh voter]

True, but Florida has no state income tax. Maybe that's why New Yorkers are moving to Florida in addition to escaping from HRC, Shumer and Bloomberg.

[floriduh voter]

You may have something there. Cigarettes by the carton and cash before you approach the precinct. I don't smoke but I could be bribed. Naw. Just kidding. lol

[floriduh voter]

There are no pictures of the contenders on the touch screen. Get this. I got a yahoo group email and some guy is insisting that HRC is running in 2004. I've asked for more specificity from him by appearing to be non-partisan. It's just like HRC to begin her campaign on yahoo.

[LNewman]

I'm not running as I'm too busy trying to figure out who'll be cast in the upcoming movie about the recall.

[floriduh voter]

Well, it's sure to be a rocky horror picture show. Who's counting all the chads out there?

[LNewman]

Funny you should ask. Last I heard the old punch machines had been given away and we were going digital in 2004. But I understand the digital system isn't ready yet.