Kitty Caption of the Week XIV - Cincinnati Bengals New Offensive Line (Humor/Meow Alerts)

More humid days? Back to school? That long awaited family vacation? How about FOOTBALL SEASON !!!

Who win win Super Bowl XXXVIII? Since the NFL loves parody, it is anybody's guess. We have someone on the Kitty list who is a fan of the Cincinnati Bengals (they asked that name be withheld) and they predict them winners of Super Bowl XXXVIII. They have a brand new offensive line which represents vast improvement over previous editions.

Here is a pic of our beautiful kitty Dinah that I am very sad to say we are going to have to give away as our new dog is making her life difficult. She had the run of the house but now an overactive dog essentially keeps her under the beds.

When the dog is away she is very sweet and likes to be petted and get on the bed and she has the LOUDEST purr. She will also sleep with you in bed if you like as long as the dog cannot be heard or seen - if so she darts under the bed. I dont want to put her down we would like to give her to someone who has a quiet place that is more to her temperament. She gets along with our other cat but the other cat is not afraid of the dog.

She is 8, declawed in front, and very healthy. We will send all medical records. Only caveat is that she tinkled twice in the last year because she got caught trapped behind the sofa by the dog while we were out.

BEAUTIFUL coat (especially the cutest face) and cuddly once she knows you. We will hate to see her go but it doesn't seem fair for her to have to the rest of her life out under the bed.

Freepmail if you are interested or know anyone that is.

I will arrange for all transfer costs, but I will have to know that you are a cat lover - may have to get a Freeper or a local vet to vouch for you. I won't give this cat away to just anyone. I have tons more pics of this cat - if anyone wants more I will email or post. We live in Atlanta. Thanks Freedomlover

I hope you can find a home for your kitty. Did you try posting an ad at local pet stores or your vet's office? I think Petco has a pet adoption web site.

I seem to have 14 of the little beasties now, and don't need another. I haven't made any effort to acquire a cat in about 12 years. They move in. They have kittens in my yard. I fall in love with them. I'm hopeless.

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