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Kitty Caption of the Week XIV - Cincinnati Bengals New Offensive Line (Humor/Meow Alerts)
4 August 2003 | PetroniDE

Posted on 08/04/2003 10:26:56 AM PDT by PetroniDE

What does August bring?

More humid days? Back to school? That long awaited family vacation? How about FOOTBALL SEASON !!!

Who win win Super Bowl XXXVIII? Since the NFL loves parody, it is anybody's guess. We have someone on the Kitty list who is a fan of the Cincinnati Bengals (they asked that name be withheld) and they predict them winners of Super Bowl XXXVIII. They have a brand new offensive line which represents vast improvement over previous editions.



TOPICS: Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: cat; catlist; humor; kitty; meow
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Kitty humor thread is a Monday feature on FR in the "General Interest" section. A little humor using our feline friends among all the serious news on FR. If you want on/off the ping list (88 members), or have a caption you want considered, please send me Freep-mail.
1 posted on 08/04/2003 10:26:56 AM PDT by PetroniDE
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To: 4catsinmaryland; abner; Aeronaut; Allegra; alnick; Bahbah; balrog666; Bella_Bru; BlueLancer; ...
Meow - Meow - Meow
2 posted on 08/04/2003 10:27:20 AM PDT by PetroniDE (Kitty Is My Master - I Do What She Says)
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To: PetroniDE
. . . and this season the LSU Tigers will win the SEC and play for the National Championship and . . .


3 posted on 08/04/2003 10:41:37 AM PDT by w_over_w (TRUTH cannot take a lie continually propagated. ~Orville Wright~)
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To: PetroniDE
Blue 97! . . . Blue 97! . . . SHIFT! . . . Red 98! . . . Red 98!


4 posted on 08/04/2003 10:46:18 AM PDT by w_over_w (TRUTH cannot take a lie continually propagated. ~Orville Wright~)
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To: w_over_w
...maybe play the Pitt Panthers ???

My first response was Auburn Tigers, but they would play them in SEC. Can't think of any other cat names.

5 posted on 08/04/2003 10:47:53 AM PDT by PetroniDE (Kitty Is My Master - I Do What She Says)
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To: w_over_w
Kitties look small for offensive linemen. Have any good receipes for "catnip growth hormone"?
6 posted on 08/04/2003 10:50:07 AM PDT by PetroniDE (Kitty Is My Master - I Do What She Says)
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To: PetroniDE
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7 posted on 08/04/2003 10:53:51 AM PDT by w_over_w (TRUTH cannot take a lie continually propagated. ~Orville Wright~)
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To: PetroniDE
Sniff . . . sniff . . . won't you please buy me a Kitty Chia?


8 posted on 08/04/2003 11:02:39 AM PDT by w_over_w (TRUTH cannot take a lie continually propagated. ~Orville Wright~)
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To: PetroniDE
Aw! The kitty on the right looks like my dear Murry, aka Emmy, aka, DaMur... may she rest in peace.
9 posted on 08/04/2003 11:05:26 AM PDT by rintense
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To: w_over_w
If you make the green stuff catnip, you may be on to something.
10 posted on 08/04/2003 11:07:17 AM PDT by PetroniDE (Kitty Is My Master - I Do What She Says)
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To: w_over_w
Then watch your kitty devour and barf-up the fast growing chia plant!

Too true to be funny!
11 posted on 08/04/2003 11:10:37 AM PDT by GodBlessRonaldReagan (where is Count Petofi when we need him most?)
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To: PetroniDE
...maybe play the Pitt Panthers ???

Let's Roll . . .


12 posted on 08/04/2003 11:31:43 AM PDT by w_over_w (TRUTH cannot take a lie continually propagated. ~Orville Wright~)
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To: PetroniDE
Hey, some of us cats are still into baseball, you know.


13 posted on 08/04/2003 11:37:14 AM PDT by Lady Jag (Googolplex Star Thinker of the Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity)
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To: sciencediet
Have to save the baseball thought until October.
14 posted on 08/04/2003 11:39:21 AM PDT by PetroniDE (Kitty Is My Master - I Do What She Says)
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To: PetroniDE
We have someone on the Kitty list who is a fan of the Cincinnati Bengals (they asked that name be withheld) and they predict them winners of Super Bowl XXXVIII.

Errr...if I made a prediction like that, I'd want my name withheld too. Heeeheeee

I am going out on a limb and predicting my Texans to go 8-8 this year...

15 posted on 08/04/2003 12:20:04 PM PDT by Allegra ( No tagline to see here...move along...move along...)
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To: PetroniDE
Have to save the baseball thought until October.

Sorry. The cat's in Boston and forgot the season ends in October, Not August. Okay, but not this football, right?


16 posted on 08/04/2003 1:02:04 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Googolplex Star Thinker of the Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity)
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To: PetroniDE
Meow, meow.
17 posted on 08/04/2003 2:51:04 PM PDT by Lucy Lake
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To: w_over_w
I like it!
18 posted on 08/04/2003 3:33:36 PM PDT by MEG33
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To: PetroniDE
http://home.wanadoo.nl/annekebroenink/maukie2.swf

Circle the cat slowly with the cursor and it will react.
Place the mouse cursor between its eyebrow whiskers and it will meow. Place cursor on chest and it purrs.
Notice that it breathes.

19 posted on 08/04/2003 4:22:24 PM PDT by Lucy Lake
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To: PetroniDE
Bump.
20 posted on 08/05/2003 7:09:34 AM PDT by Pyro7480 (+ Vive Jesus! (Live Jesus!) +)
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