[Iscool]

That would be a democrat eskimo wouldn't it??? That was funny...

[Squantos]

Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find
out that she's pregnant. She is furious. Here she's in the
middle of her first term as Senator of New York and this has
happened to her. She calls home, gets Bill on the phone and
immediately starts screaming.

"How could you have let this happen? With all that's going on
right now, you go and get me pregnant! How could you? I can't
believe this! I just found out I am five weeks pregnant and
it is all your fault! Your fault! Well, what have you got to
say?"

There is nothing but dead silence on the phone.

She screams again, "Did you hear me?!"

Finally she hears Bill's very, very quiet voice.

In a barely audible whisper, he says, "Who is this?"