Another Senseless Stripper-related Accident (My Title)

The Smoking Gun ^ | July 30, 2003

[Wolfie]

JULY 30--Just when you think you've seen all the dangers a strip club can offer, something new comes along. Early Saturday morning, David Buhler, 23, and a buddy visited The School House, a southern Michigan topless club, where the guys repaired to a couch to enjoy some adult entertainment. There they were approached by Kasey Ann Colvin, a 20-year-old stripper who hovered over Buhler and asked, "Do you want some of this?" According to the below Jackson Police Department report, Colvin, who had recently given birth, then shot something "out of her breast in a white milky form striking Buhler in the face going into his eyes and by his nose." Believing he'd been slimed with mother's milk, Buhler became angry and contacted the club manager, who apologized and offered him free soft drinks and lap dances. Buhler declined the freebies and contacted the cops to file an aggravated assault complaint. One of the club's owners told officers that the lactating lap dancer acknowledged that she "had started to leak a little bit, possibly maybe drizzling" her milk on Buhler. Police plan to forward their report to local prosecutors, who will decide whether to formally charge Colvin, who has yet to be interviewed by cops. (3 pages)

Click for police report.

[xsrdx]

Guys who go oggle at girls are pathetic and disgusting.

Well now, that's an ironic comment given your chosen moniker.

[Pest]

Actually, in Michigan, if the strip club is all nudes, then alcohol is prohibited. It it's just topless, then alcohol is allowed.

What is the logic here? Are they afraid a pubic hair might fall in the beer?

Who said laws have to be logical?

[Wolfie]

Oh it was logical alright. Places around here just instituted a high cover charge and gave away beer for free. Capitalism rocks!

[Stone Mountain]

Guys who go oggle at girls are pathetic and disgusting.

Why is that?

People just don't get that a guy can't go to a bar like this at night and then the next day look at his female co-worker or female doctor with respect.

I don't know where you got this from, but this just isn't true. Do you think that if a man looks at his naked girlfriend or wife, he'll have the same problem respecting other women? Sorry, but most men are able to separate out lustful thoughts from non-lustful ones.

It won't be til men stop thinking about what women look like naked that we truly have equality.

So, it's not enough for you that men don't go to strip clubs. Now, men shouldn't even THINK about what a woman looks like naked? You're dreaming. Sexual desire is a given for the vast majority of men. If this is what you consider equality (and I suppose that women also shouldn't think about what a man looks like naked), equality (as you define it) just isn't going to happen. Equality between men and women doesn't mean that we all have to turn into androgynous, non-sexual creatures...

[Stone Mountain]

Yeah, but whatever you do, don't picture her naked. Otherwise, you apparently won't be able to respect your women-co-workers and doctors...

In fact, I'm going to just sit here and not picture her naked.

okay...

okay...

Oh, damn!

[y2k_free_radical]

i know lots of girls who oogle men

[y2k_free_radical]

ROTFLMAO

[LaraCroft]

>>I respect anyone who respects themself. Strippers are the kind of girls you have fun with, not the kind of girls you take home to meet the folks/marry. If you think that men can not tell the difference, then I'm sure you and your "life partner" have a great time avoiding/bashing anything male.>> says SengirV

The girls that work at strip clubs are not the kind of girl you marry, but you would go and stare at them all night like a horny adolescent, IF your wife would let you and you don't even stop to think what kind of guy that makes you?

LaraCroft Says.. guys that go to strip clubs are not the kind of guys that you take home to dad or marry.
I like my men strong and moral, not led by their 'natural urges'... whatever that is.. sounds like something Clinton would say though, eh?

[y2k_free_radical]

ROTFLMAO

[It's me]

But I still wonder what every pretty girl I see looks like naked.

You're sick.

[LaraCroft]

Oh yah.. there are men .. I mean boy strip clubs on every corner out here in LA.

And I bet thats why women don't like men doctors.. can't stop wondering whats under that smock!

[LaraCroft]

You know lots of GIRLS that oggle MEN?

Does it drive anyone else insane that people refer to females as girls, unless they are over 70, but males HAVE to be called men from the age of about 17?

Every time some guy calls me a girl, I call him a boy and I don't know why they get so pissy and offended about it.

[SengirV]

You object to the objectification(even a word?) of women, yet your id is LaraCroft!!!! The perfect example of a computer generated over sexy figure for the sole purpose of selling video games to boys/men. A little hypocritical, don't you think?

I like my men strong and moral, not led by their 'natural urges'...

So you like men who have little to no testosterone? To expect anyone to TOTALLY IGNORE their 'natural urges', like you suggest, reveals something very telling about yourself. We are human and we do make mistakes, but appreaciating a pretty woman is not one of them(back to the visual/mental aspect of human sexuality). Why do you think 90%(just a guess) of the porn is geared towards the males? Why are 100% of the romance novel's geared towards the females? BECAUSE WE ARE DIFFERENT!!!! Yet you expect men to act like women(and believe me, very few women act like you pretend to - assuming what you want in a man is what you are exibiting as a woman).

[SengirV]

But I still wonder what every pretty girl I see looks like naked.

You're sick.

You got me, I do not think of what 100% of pretty WOMEN(I should have said women as opposed to girls) look like naked. But that figure is not 0% either. It's somewhere in-between. And guess what? If you ask any strait man, the figure will NEVER be 0%. Unless of course, they were lying.

[xsrdx]

Does it drive anyone else insane that people refer to females as girls, unless they are over 70, but males HAVE to be called men from the age of about 17?

Nope, doesn't bother me at all.

What would you prefer? Sweetie? Hon? Sugar, perhaps? Toots, maybe? Chicks?

Actually, "girls" is a term of endearment or appreciation, usually.

Nobody calls Andrea Dworkin, or Rosie O'Donnel, a "girl".

[El Sordo]

Already posted:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-backroom/955449/posts

Not that we should be surprised, given the crowd around here.....

[Khurkris]

"It won't be til men stop thinking about what women look like naked that we truly have equality."

Here here! Quite right!

...so LaraCroft....what are you wearing...?

...c'mere..sit in my lap...

[Drew68]

Already posted:

Smokey Backroom? You mean people actually go there?

Who has time to search all the many forums on FR to see if something has been posted? The "search" engine ought to be modernized to allow searches to look up threads in all forums without entering each forum to do a search. It is such a pain to search *seven* different forums to see if something has been posted!

ARGHH!!!!!!

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[LaraCroft]

What's your point okchemyst?

Should I assume you have one or should I just guess?

Would you be surprised to know that I look a lot like Ann Coulter? or Helen Hunt, at least, that's what everyone says. And while I could probably dress up like LaraCroft, I only have on Desert Eagle, and even if I had two, I don't think I could shoot them both at the same time.

I guess I could do a photo and a profile, if I wasn't so techno-challenged, and of course, if I really cared.

[spunkets]

"The boy must be a homo."

Yea, I'd say, or something like that. Maybe his friends brought him there to attempt a cure.