Another Senseless Stripper-related Accident (My Title)

The Smoking Gun ^ | July 30, 2003

[Wolfie]

JULY 30--Just when you think you've seen all the dangers a strip club can offer, something new comes along. Early Saturday morning, David Buhler, 23, and a buddy visited The School House, a southern Michigan topless club, where the guys repaired to a couch to enjoy some adult entertainment. There they were approached by Kasey Ann Colvin, a 20-year-old stripper who hovered over Buhler and asked, "Do you want some of this?" According to the below Jackson Police Department report, Colvin, who had recently given birth, then shot something "out of her breast in a white milky form striking Buhler in the face going into his eyes and by his nose." Believing he'd been slimed with mother's milk, Buhler became angry and contacted the club manager, who apologized and offered him free soft drinks and lap dances. Buhler declined the freebies and contacted the cops to file an aggravated assault complaint. One of the club's owners told officers that the lactating lap dancer acknowledged that she "had started to leak a little bit, possibly maybe drizzling" her milk on Buhler. Police plan to forward their report to local prosecutors, who will decide whether to formally charge Colvin, who has yet to be interviewed by cops. (3 pages)

Click for police report.

[ChadGore]

aggravated assault with breast milk ?

[Pest]

Jackson is the birthplace of the Republican Party!

[KarlInOhio]

Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

[HEY4QDEMS]

I really need to get out more.

[prairiebreeze]

All it used to be that sprayed out in burlesque shows was a bottle of seltzer. Times have changed I guess.

Prairie

[sox_the_cat]

excellent

[sandydipper]

Some people have nothing to do. Just let it go.

[ColdSteelTalon]

Your Kidding right??

[avg_freeper]

No sense suing over spilt milk.

[proud American in Canada]

ping for your "just damn!" list...

[mhking]

Just damn.

If you want on the new list, FReepmail me. This IS a high-volume PING list...

[Eagle Eye]

The horror, the horror....

[BallandPowder]

Lactose intolerant.

Absolutely brilliant... ROTFL!!!!

[camle]

what a boob!

[LaraCroft]

What did you expect??? Any guy stupid enough to need to go to tittie bars for fun deserves this.

Expecting him to be a moral man, one that would act with responsibility seems a little much.

Guys who go oggle at girls are pathetic and disgusting. Hey, but there is no bigotry or sexual discrimination.. no way. People just don't get that a guy can't go to a bar like this at night and then the next day look at his female co-worker or female doctor with respect.

It won't be til men stop thinking about what women look like naked that we truly have equality.

[Joe Driscoll]

mother's milk is amazing for eye infections and irritations

I have to ask... How do you know this?

[Wolfie]

Women come in two groups: Those we never think about being naked, and the attractive ones.

[RonF]

It won't be til men stop thinking about what women look like naked that we truly have equality.

Then I have some very sad news for you ....

[proud American in Canada]

"It won't be til men stop thinking about what women look like naked."



something tells me that that day is far off, indeed. ;)

[RonF]

Oh yeah.... Cause when I think "lap dances" I think soft drinks.

Some communities try to zone places like this out of existence by denying them liquor licenses, or passing laws that forbid strip clubs from serving alcohol.

Trust me, though, those soft drinks they're selling aren't exactly a buck a glass.