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Another Senseless Stripper-related Accident (My Title)
The Smoking Gun ^ | July 30, 2003

Posted on 08/01/2003 6:43:48 AM PDT by Wolfie

JULY 30--Just when you think you've seen all the dangers a strip club can offer, something new comes along. Early Saturday morning, David Buhler, 23, and a buddy visited The School House, a southern Michigan topless club, where the guys repaired to a couch to enjoy some adult entertainment. There they were approached by Kasey Ann Colvin, a 20-year-old stripper who hovered over Buhler and asked, "Do you want some of this?" According to the below Jackson Police Department report, Colvin, who had recently given birth, then shot something "out of her breast in a white milky form striking Buhler in the face going into his eyes and by his nose." Believing he'd been slimed with mother's milk, Buhler became angry and contacted the club manager, who apologized and offered him free soft drinks and lap dances. Buhler declined the freebies and contacted the cops to file an aggravated assault complaint. One of the club's owners told officers that the lactating lap dancer acknowledged that she "had started to leak a little bit, possibly maybe drizzling" her milk on Buhler. Police plan to forward their report to local prosecutors, who will decide whether to formally charge Colvin, who has yet to be interviewed by cops. (3 pages)

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To: Wolfie
aggravated assault with breast milk ?
21 posted on 08/01/2003 6:59:28 AM PDT by ChadGore (Kakkate Koi!)
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To: Wolfie
Jackson is the birthplace of the Republican Party!
22 posted on 08/01/2003 7:00:02 AM PDT by Pest
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To: Wolfie
Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
23 posted on 08/01/2003 7:01:32 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (Paranoia is when you realize that tin foil hats just focus the mind control beams.)
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To: Wolfie
I really need to get out more.
24 posted on 08/01/2003 7:05:16 AM PDT by HEY4QDEMS
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To: Wolfie
All it used to be that sprayed out in burlesque shows was a bottle of seltzer. Times have changed I guess.

Prairie
25 posted on 08/01/2003 7:06:23 AM PDT by prairiebreeze (My dad, a WW2 vet, always said "America's best and most loyal ally is....Britain". He was right.)
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To: KarlInOhio
excellent
26 posted on 08/01/2003 7:07:11 AM PDT by sox_the_cat
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To: Wolfie
Some people have nothing to do. Just let it go.
27 posted on 08/01/2003 7:07:48 AM PDT by sandydipper (Never quit - never surrender!)
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To: Sarah
Your Kidding right??
28 posted on 08/01/2003 7:08:55 AM PDT by ColdSteelTalon
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To: Wolfie
No sense suing over spilt milk.
29 posted on 08/01/2003 7:09:22 AM PDT by avg_freeper (Gunga galunga. Gunga, gunga galunga)
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To: mhking
ping for your "just damn!" list...
30 posted on 08/01/2003 7:10:20 AM PDT by proud American in Canada ("We are a peaceful people. Yet we are not a fragile people.")
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To: Howlin; Ed_NYC; MonroeDNA; widgysoft; Springman; Timesink; dubyaismypresident; Grani; coug97; ...
Just damn.

If you want on the new list, FReepmail me. This IS a high-volume PING list...

31 posted on 08/01/2003 7:11:11 AM PDT by mhking
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To: Wolfie
The horror, the horror....
32 posted on 08/01/2003 7:13:37 AM PDT by Eagle Eye (There ought to be a law against excessive legislation.)
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To: budwiesest
Lactose intolerant.

Absolutely brilliant... ROTFL!!!!

33 posted on 08/01/2003 7:14:53 AM PDT by BallandPowder
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To: Wolfie
what a boob!
34 posted on 08/01/2003 7:22:02 AM PDT by camle (dis blondes in MY presence willya?!)
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To: Wolfie
What did you expect??? Any guy stupid enough to need to go to tittie bars for fun deserves this.

Expecting him to be a moral man, one that would act with responsibility seems a little much.

Guys who go oggle at girls are pathetic and disgusting. Hey, but there is no bigotry or sexual discrimination.. no way. People just don't get that a guy can't go to a bar like this at night and then the next day look at his female co-worker or female doctor with respect.

It won't be til men stop thinking about what women look like naked that we truly have equality.
35 posted on 08/01/2003 7:30:13 AM PDT by LaraCroft ('Bout time)
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To: Sarah
mother's milk is amazing for eye infections and irritations

I have to ask... How do you know this?

36 posted on 08/01/2003 7:34:12 AM PDT by Joe Driscoll
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To: LaraCroft
Women come in two groups: Those we never think about being naked, and the attractive ones.
37 posted on 08/01/2003 7:35:09 AM PDT by Wolfie
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To: LaraCroft
It won't be til men stop thinking about what women look like naked that we truly have equality.

Then I have some very sad news for you ....

38 posted on 08/01/2003 7:35:21 AM PDT by RonF
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To: LaraCroft
"It won't be til men stop thinking about what women look like naked."



something tells me that that day is far off, indeed. ;)
39 posted on 08/01/2003 7:35:54 AM PDT by proud American in Canada ("We are a peaceful people. Yet we are not a fragile people.")
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To: CygnusXI
Oh yeah.... Cause when I think "lap dances" I think soft drinks.

Some communities try to zone places like this out of existence by denying them liquor licenses, or passing laws that forbid strip clubs from serving alcohol.

Trust me, though, those soft drinks they're selling aren't exactly a buck a glass.

40 posted on 08/01/2003 7:37:30 AM PDT by RonF
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