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Dog Gives Flasher His Come-Uppance - Ruff Justice
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| August 1, 2003
| Reuters
Posted on 08/01/2003 5:37:43 AM PDT by Cincinatus' Wife
ZAGREB (Reuters) - A drunken Croat flasher got more excitement than he bargained for when he pushed his penis through a woman's fence and her dog bit it, local newspapers said on Friday.
The visibly drunk man was walking down the street and started swearing and shouting at the woman for no reason. He then shoved his penis through her fence, unaware her dog was on the other side, police said.
The bitten man himself reported the incident to the police.
The 36-year-old was taken to hospital with light injuries but later sent home. He will be charged with "insulting the moral feelings of citizens" and "violation of public order."
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To: Cincinatus' Wife
Careful with those teeth
To: Cincinatus' Wife
"He will be charged with "insulting the moral feelings of citizens"......"
Great! This is the charge that the left has been trying to get on the books here for decades....
To: mhking
Just damn....
To: Cincinatus' Wife
now THAT is FUNNY!
Not to the guy I'm sure..
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posted on
08/01/2003 5:42:12 AM PDT
by
CCCV
To: Cincinatus' Wife
The dog's going to have to be put down. Once they get that taste... oh, never mind.
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posted on
08/01/2003 5:43:14 AM PDT
by
Hatteras
(The Thundering Herd Of Turtles ROCK!)
To: Cincinatus' Wife
The bitten man himself reported the incident to the police. I'd like to hear THAT conversation...
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posted on
08/01/2003 5:43:43 AM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: Cincinatus' Wife
The dog thought "Oh boy, a chew toy. Chomp!" that's funny as all get out. What a dumb @ss!
To: Izzy Dunne
Me too. This is not a bright person.
To: Cincinatus' Wife
Hold muh beer and watch this ping!!!
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posted on
08/01/2003 5:44:44 AM PDT
by
Trueblackman
(Ask me how to save 10%-30% off everyday items for back to school, the home or office)
To: Cincinatus' Wife
Beulah Balbricker bump
To: Cincinatus' Wife
This is exactly why I stopped flashing.
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posted on
08/01/2003 5:47:33 AM PDT
by
Focault's Pendulum
(I just sold Canada on E Bay..Pay Pal is giving me a hard time with the credit card transaction.)
To: HELLRAISER II
"Spit that out you dumb dog, you don't know where it's been!"
To: Hatteras
Oh, that's so bad but sooooo funny!!
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posted on
08/01/2003 5:49:04 AM PDT
by
Sacajaweau
(God Bless Our Troops!!)
To: Cincinatus' Wife
"Take a bite out of crime."
To: Focault's Pendulum
Are you kidding??? This is why I STARTED!
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posted on
08/01/2003 5:49:33 AM PDT
by
ICX
(Donations to the Odai and Qusai Hussein Memorial Fund can be submitted directly to the Dean campaign)
To: 11th Earl of Mar
"Take a bite out of crime."Bump!
To: Cincinatus' Wife
Heeeeere, chicky, chicky, chicky!...
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posted on
08/01/2003 5:52:24 AM PDT
by
Hatteras
(The Thundering Herd Of Turtles ROCK!)
To: Cincinatus' Wife
The 36-year-old was taken to hospital with light injuries but later sent home. Not certain, but it appears his injuries may not have been serious enough for him to qualify for a Darwin Award.
To: Cincinatus' Wife
"Does your dog bite?" [In my best Peter Sellers voice]
"No"
[flash]
[chomp]
"I thought you said your dog didn't bite?"
"That's not my dog."
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