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CHUGGING FROM THE MILK JUG
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Posted on 07/26/2003 7:37:37 AM PDT by Chancellor Palpatine
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To: John W
But it is so great, icy cold, fresh from the jug, in copious amounts....
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posted on
07/26/2003 7:48:40 AM PDT
by
Chancellor Palpatine
(...ignorance can be fixed, but stupid is forever...)
To: Tijeras_Slim
Aha - somebody is stalking me!
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posted on
07/26/2003 7:49:03 AM PDT
by
Chancellor Palpatine
(...ignorance can be fixed, but stupid is forever...)
To: Chancellor Palpatine
GREAT! Just don't spill it, then they will know.
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posted on
07/26/2003 7:49:42 AM PDT
by
gulfcoast6
(Feet are not made to be placed in the mouth which the demoflops do so well.)
To: Chancellor Palpatine
That settles it, when we visit your place we're bringing our OWN milk!
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posted on
07/26/2003 7:50:17 AM PDT
by
MaryFromMichigan
(God made us Freepers, Prozac made us friends.)
To: Chancellor Palpatine
While we're at it, have you been leaving the seat up?
To: Chancellor Palpatine
Oh for heaven's sake. Buy your own carton and label it MY MILK, KEEP AWAY, COOTIES.
To: Tooters
Ah - but I follow Rodney's rules about milk served outside the family. Plus, I never chug out of a host's milk while visiting.
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posted on
07/26/2003 7:52:16 AM PDT
by
Chancellor Palpatine
(...ignorance can be fixed, but stupid is forever...)
To: Chancellor Palpatine
I thought it should be, but the mod even tossed it out of the news forum, dang it all. Ahh. I was wondering how you could post without a topic.
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posted on
07/26/2003 7:52:27 AM PDT
by
Rodney King
(No, we can't all just get along.)
To: Tijeras_Slim
Nah - I just pee all over it.
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posted on
07/26/2003 7:52:56 AM PDT
by
Chancellor Palpatine
(...ignorance can be fixed, but stupid is forever...)
To: hellinahandcart
That has been suggested, rather forcefully....
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posted on
07/26/2003 7:53:35 AM PDT
by
Chancellor Palpatine
(...ignorance can be fixed, but stupid is forever...)
To: Chancellor Palpatine
A whimp female answer. This female has been chugging for 50 years. Neither my mother or father drank milk. My brother and I thought we invented this "no glasses to wash" method.
We also thought we were the only ones that poked the little holes in the raw egg to suck out the insides!!!
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posted on
07/26/2003 7:53:37 AM PDT
by
Sacajaweau
(God Bless Our Troops!!)
To: Sacajaweau
I can't get anybody in my house to eat eggs sunnyside up or over easy, much less soft boiled. What a bunch of wimps.
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posted on
07/26/2003 7:54:37 AM PDT
by
Chancellor Palpatine
(...ignorance can be fixed, but stupid is forever...)
To: Chancellor Palpatine
I scramble them for my granchildren so I don't have to deal with any bounds of undercooked, overcooked, broken yolk etc.
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posted on
07/26/2003 8:02:01 AM PDT
by
Sacajaweau
(God Bless Our Troops!!)
To: Chancellor Palpatine
Chugging from the carton is grounds for divorce if you ask me.
To: Chancellor Palpatine
To: wimpycat; Catspaw; Poohbah; dighton; BlueLancer
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posted on
07/26/2003 8:43:37 AM PDT
by
Chancellor Palpatine
(...ignorance can be fixed, but stupid is forever...)
To: John W
My wife would get SO mad when I did this. Almost became grounds for marital breakup. Finally accepted the only compromise she would accept. I can drink from the bottle if & only if I am going to finish it off.
Nothing like a 24oz mid-summer afternoon chug!
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posted on
07/26/2003 9:45:11 AM PDT
by
Knute
To: Chancellor Palpatine
Thats when you duck behind the fridge door. Unfortunately, sometimes female children are watching, and they narc you out.Always post security. Share with your sons.
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posted on
07/26/2003 9:51:22 AM PDT
by
BradyLS
To: Chancellor Palpatine
Why do people object?
Backwash.
Get a jug of milk that is all your own and chug away.
In the interest of full disclosure: I live alone and yes, I do chug. But I keep a second jug for guests.
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posted on
07/26/2003 9:56:03 AM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Under advice from my lawyer I will now be known as Mostly Harmless Teddy Bear)
To: CounterCounterCulture
LOL!
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