[hellinahandcart]

Oh for heaven's sake. Buy your own carton and label it MY MILK, KEEP AWAY, COOTIES.

[Chancellor Palpatine]

That has been suggested, rather forcefully....

[Threepwood]

Nope! Get a post-it note, write "milk experiment" on the side and put on the carton in the fridge. Read it in a book once, and when I tried it nobody touched my milk. This was in the oilpatch too, those guys were terrible milk swipers. Oddly, didn't work on peanut butter.