[Slings and Arrows]

Oh, they're telling the truth. Of course, if you want a copy, it'll cost you much dinero. Likewise, if you want copies for your family, friends, dog, cat, etc., you'll be out yet more shekels. Of course, I would never stoop so low as to suggest that these goniffs are preying on the gullibility and emotional vulnerability of would-be poets to bilk them out their hard earned dollars for what amounts to a vanity press book. But Dave sure did - that's why he freeped them.

BTW, this the poem that Dave got into one of their previous "collections":

Thinking of You
At this special time
And hoping your organ
Removal went fine.

In brief, the distinction in the letter you got is as real as the $95,000 junk mail check that this guy received, but without nearly the humor potential.

Please don't think I'm attacking you; people like these jerks infuriate me because they make their money exploiting other people's dreams. It may be legal, but it's surely not moral.

[VRWCmember]

Please don't think I'm attacking you;

Not at all. In fact, I was onto their little ploy of getting me to order their book for the bargain price of $49.95 from the get-go. I won't be ordering, but I will include a nice little story about the inspiration of my poem and my immeasurable joy at being recognized for my poetic talents for inclusion in the book.

Hey, if I win the $1000 grand prize I'll let you know. I might even cut Dave in for a piece of the action.