Pensioner finds burglar with testicles impaled on broken window

Ananova ^ | 07/11/03 | Staff Writer

[mdmathis6]

The perpetrator was indeed...."WELL-HUNG"!

[Not now, Not ever!]

Is that in Middlesex?

From the perp's point of view it is now!

[Sloth]

I would. God has a very good sense of justice.

[martin_fierro]

Hell, you're #1 on the list!

I just didn't ping you to your own post. <|:)~

[MineralMan]

"Maybe they have a point. Inflicting this particular kind of injury with a gun on a fully clothed person is a difficult shot. "

Not with a shotgun, as commonly-used in home defensive purposes.

[Sloth]

When I first read it, this story sounded like bollocks.

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

Oh man. You are a bad, bad person. LOL

[DeFault User]

Sounds like his hot rod is missing two nuts and is about 2 quarts low. Call Jiffy Lube!

[dd5339]

ROTFLMAO!

Semper Fi

[MinuteGal]

Looks like he was trying to burgle the family jewels and she got his instead.

Leni

[7 x 77]

I would. God has a very good sense of justice.

Not the god incarnated in Jesus, who was forever telling people to forgive. He didn't want justice but mercy. None of us would survive justice.

[martin_fierro]

Industrial Strength (albeit discreet) Humor, baby. <|:)~

[Vesuvian]

There was a case in the US where a robber broke into a house and while tramping through the place he stepped into a glass table and sliced open an artery, bleeding to death. The family of this fine upstanding citizen sued the homeowner successfully for wrongful death.

You can't make this stuff up.

[bedolido]

I would. God has a very good sense of justice. Not the god incarnated in Jesus, who was forever telling people to forgive. He didn't want justice but mercy. None of us would survive justice.

He did say, "Cast your Nuts upon the water and they will return to you" (New King Fred version. He cursed a Nut tree when he found no nuts on it. He sent an apostle to an orchard and had him bring back some nuts and found a coin in one, so he could render unto the pensioner what was pensioned. And don't forget the four kings at His birth, we heard of the Gold, Frankenscents and Myrh. The forth had also brought a sack of nuts.

[bedolido]

forgot to add... forgive Lord for my foolishness.

[schlitzsmoke]

According to recent statistics, you are SIX TIMES more likely to get mugged in London than in NYC. Go figure...

[Blood of Tyrants]

Yes, he will. And he will probably sue the old lady for not using safety glass in her windows so that robbers wouldn't be hurt by jagged glass. It WAS in Great Britain, after all.

[Charlie OK]

fortunately for him, now he can at least have a pair for his truck.

Bumper nuts

[afraidfortherepublic]

"I'm dying, please help me". But I was so cross I shouted back "Good" and ran out of the house."

Gee, I wonder how that compares to driving home with a man stuck in your windshield!

I know, I know -- it doesn't compare at all. One was an innocent victim and one was a criminal -- but I can't help playing the Devil's advocate.

[Quester]

I wouldn't want to be an 80-year-old child of God, whose a short time away from meeting my Maker, having recently told another child of God that I was happy about his dying.

Do you really think that God wouldn't understand how she was feeling ?