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Kitty Caption of the Week IX - Human Wake Up Techique (Humor/Meow Alerts)
30 June 2003
| PetroniDE
Posted on 06/30/2003 9:04:02 AM PDT by PetroniDE
Hello Monday. Short work week for many of us. Had difficulty waking up this morning? My sister and her husband had no difficulty. They just purchased a new piano. I caution cat owners not to purchase a piano. You never know what kind of beautiful "mewsic" cats create, as shown in the attached photo. Something called a "Wake-Up Call".
TOPICS: Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: cat; catlist; humor; kitty; meow
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To: sciencediet
Everybody Wants to be A Cat
Music: Floyd Huddleston
Lyrics: Al Rinker
Ev'rybody wants to be a cat
Because a cat's the only cat who knows where it's at
Ev'rybody pickin' up on the feline beat
'Cause ev'rything else is obsolete
Beware of a square
when he offers to share
his milk to sip
If it hasn't been tried
I suggest you provide
Your own cat nip
I've heard some corny birds who tried to sing
But still a cat's the only cat who knows how to swing
A purr between two furry friends may be old hat
But ev'rybody wants to be a cat
Come on, scat cat, turn me on
I'll take my horn and my beat tone
Then blow a little soul into the tune
Let's take it to another key
Modulate, then wait for me
I'll take a few ad libs and pretty soon
The other cats will all commence
Congregating on the fence
Beneath the alley's only light
Where ev'rynight is out of sight
Ev'rybody wants to be a cat
Because a cat's the only cat who knows where it's at
Ev'rybody pickin' up on the feline beat
'Cause ev'rything else is obsolete
Beware of a square
when he offers to share
his milk to sip
If it hasn't been tried
I suggest you provide
Your own cat nip
I've heard some corny birds who tried to sing
But still a cat's the only cat who knows how to swing
A purr between two furry friends may be old hat
But ev'rybody wants to be a cat
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posted on
06/30/2003 10:51:55 AM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Googolplex Star Thinker of the Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity)
To: fnord
Had to run an errand during lunch, and this song came up. Just coincidence, I think not.
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posted on
06/30/2003 10:55:08 AM PDT
by
PetroniDE
(Kitty Is My Master - I Do What She Says)
To: PetroniDE
Meow Meow
Thanks for the pings.
To: Zavien Doombringer
I hate mornings!
24
posted on
06/30/2003 12:13:22 PM PDT
by
MEG33
To: PetroniDE
Thanks for the ping.
As far as the wake up mewsic on the weekend goes, my cat says:
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posted on
06/30/2003 12:23:58 PM PDT
by
goose
(please spank me... I've been naughty.)
To: goose
Does that kitty really have two tails or has she been Photoshopped?
Tia
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posted on
06/30/2003 2:10:01 PM PDT
by
tiamat
("Just a Bronze-Age Gal, Trapped in a Techno World!")
To: PetroniDE
Purrrrfect opportunity to post the kittie porn...
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posted on
06/30/2003 2:12:29 PM PDT
by
NautiNurse
(If Lawton Chiles runs for the Senate seat in 2004, we will **really** have Jurassic Park in Florida)
To: Zavien Doombringer
Here you go-one cup of Joe. Made it myself!
To: Aeronaut; Prof Engineer
Nice trick! How did you get my cat to pose for your camera :^) It looks just like my cat, Ben, in the front.
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posted on
06/30/2003 6:56:53 PM PDT
by
msdrby
(I do believe the cheese slid off his cracker! - The Green Mile)
To: PetroniDE
Love to eat them mousies
Mousies what I love to eat
Bite they little heads off
Nibble on they tiny feet
---B. Kliban, in Cat
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posted on
06/30/2003 11:26:12 PM PDT
by
exDemMom
(Who needs an alarm clock, when cats are around?)
To: MEG33
bump
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posted on
07/01/2003 12:19:52 AM PDT
by
MEG33
To: tiamat
Does that kitty really have two tails or has she been Photoshopped? Tia
I think it's been photoshopped.
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posted on
07/01/2003 6:22:18 AM PDT
by
goose
(please spank me... I've been naughty.)
To: radu
cat lover ping.
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posted on
07/01/2003 12:24:58 PM PDT
by
Johnny Gage
(Why do bars have parking lots, when it's illegal to drink & drive?)
To: PetroniDE
Great shots!
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posted on
07/01/2003 12:54:01 PM PDT
by
aimhigh
To: Johnny Gage; PetroniDE
Thanks for the ping, Johnny! What a cool thread!!
I'd be delighted to be on your "Kitty ping" list, PetroniDE. Being owned by 39 cats qualifies me as a kitty lover, do ya think? LOL!!! Wonderful critters, they are, and I can't imagine life without 'em.
Ever have one of those days?
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posted on
07/01/2003 2:43:48 PM PDT
by
radu
(May God watch over our Troops and keep them safe)
To: PetroniDE
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