She's not that innocent (Britney Spears Snorts Coke On Public Toilet Seat)

Miami Herald ^ | June 29, 2003 | MICHAEL HAMERSLY

[PJ-Comix]

There can be little doubt Britney Spears has left the Magic Kingdom behind her, reports The Philadelphia Inquirer.

In an interview with Star magazine, Spears admits to drug use, four months after the same tabloid reported her snorting cocaine at South Beach's crobar nightclub.

According to the story, Britney sniffed a line off the toilet seat in the VIP bathroom, then asked a friend to ''check me, check me,'' to make sure there was no trace of white on her nostrils.

''Let's say that you reach a stage in your life where you are curious. I was curious at one point,'' the 21-year-old pop princess told the Star. ``Was it a mistake? Yes.''

As for the reports of her being a party girl, ''I'll go out and have a good time. Why shouldn't I?'' she said. ``And just like anybody my age, maybe I have woken up the next morning and said: `Whoo . . . that was a crazy night.'

``A few weeks ago I was at [New York nightclub] Lot 61 and me and my girlfriend Jeannie did stand up in the booth and dance. Hey, Julia Roberts took off her bra at Hogs And Heifers -- so what we did wasn't real bad!''

[PJ-Comix]

Are you saying you actually touch public doorknobs without wiping them first? Then I bet you touch your mouth without even thinking about it.

Before that even happens I have washed my hands.

[shaggy eel]

,,, perhaps the toilet seat is best for Britney to snort a line off.

[PJ-Comix]

Well I don't do a #2 in the public bathroom unless it's unavoidable, and yes I clean it as well as possible before I sit down. All I'm saying is that the same amount if not more germs are found many other places that people rarely think twice about touching.

Maybe but we know for sure that toilet seats in ublic restrooms are definitely NOT the place to be ingesting something.

[PJ-Comix]

Well,well,Bratney is among the ranks of the wretched.Surprise,surprise.Yesterday's pop idol turned coke whore.

Coke also makes the voice go hoarse with that distinctive Coke Voice that McKenzie Phillips got. Why would a singer be so STUPID as to jeopardize her career by ruining her voice with La Cocaina?

[Sir Gawain]

If someone's about to snort a line of coke, I'm not going to trust them to make a good decision regarding anything.

[bellas_sister]

I'm sure it was on the back of the toilet, you know the tank. It would make more sense because it is like at table height. I can't imagine a big star bending all the way down to the actual seat. And yes, people's asses go there. Yuck....

[LibWhacker]

Kinda reminds me of that story about that Japanese chick who followed some British rocker heartthrob into a public bathroom and licked down the urinal he used . . . Or something like that. Can't remember exactly. It was pretty disgusting.

[Camber-G]

The cut out wax-paper things are OK but covering it with toilet paper offers NO protection. However, I see your point.

It'll have to be an extremely dire situation to get me to use one of those Port-a-potties.

In regards to the article, the "toilet seat" position may be an exaggeration ... off the top covering of the tank seems more likely, but I'm sure that doesn't really do much to relieve anyone's revulsion.

[vetvetdoug]

After Brittney spaniel has had a bath in chlorox, I wonder if she would want to expand and experience sex with a 50 year old man?
Women that are under 18 are protected by law, women that are over sixty five are protected by nature; everything in between is fair game.
Stated by Cary Grant in Mother Goose

Lets "face" it, some men would love to be a toilet seat and not the bowl at one time or another.

[ladylib]

Britney is through according to my 14-year-old niece who thought she was great when she was 12.

My niece was also enthralled with that purple creature (I think his name was Barney) when she was 4. By the time she was 6, she had had enough.

Britney is on her way out and sniffing cocaine off of toilet seats isn't going to endear her to anyone. She's a has-been.

[Old Professer]

Ask him about that big old airplane he has down in Long Beach.

[Uncle Meat]

I'm with you PJ.How nasty can you get,tooting off a toilet seat.What's her next stunt?Sipping champagne out of a urinal?

[Ditter]

>>>>>public bathrooms are generally safe>>>>>>>LOL! You don't get out much do you Sir?

[shaggy eel]

I can't imagine a big star bending all the way down to the actual seat.

,,, why not? They bend down for all sorts of other things. If it's not cocaine, it may be gerbils or...

[PJ-Comix]

I'm sure it was on the back of the toilet, you know the tank.

Ahem! Please read what the news story said:

According to the story, Britney sniffed a line off the toilet seat in the VIP bathroom

[Sir Gawain]

I don't go to nasty places much.

[PJ-Comix]

What's her next stunt?Sipping champagne out of a urinal?

BTW, what's with restaurants sometimes tossing ice cubes in the urinals? Have you ever seen that? I never figured that out.

[zarf]

More power to Britney!!! She's got enough money to do the rehab schtick and if she blows her career or dies, the world will go on.

Next....

[Senator Pardek]

Lets "face" it, some men would love to be a toilet seat and not the bowl at one time or another.

Although the above statement is a non sequitur without parallel, I find its profundity to be breathtaking.

[shaggy eel]

and if she blows her career or dies, the world will go on.

,,, George Michael spent a bit of time in public bathrooms and he's probably adjusted to the inevitable by now.