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Man eats own toes
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| Wednesday 18th June 2003
Posted on 06/18/2003 3:30:04 PM PDT by HighWheeler
An Austrian man cut off his toes, fried them up and ate them between two slices of bread after getting high sniffing butane gas.
When ambulance men arrived he offered to share his meal with them, passing over a toe and saying: "It tastes like chicken, do you want some, there's a few still left over."
Police said the 35-year-old suddenly became very hungry after sniffing the gas and had searched all his kitchen cupboards, but found nothing to eat.
Grabbing a kitchen knife he cut off his toes on his left foot and dropped them in the frying pan.
The man's sister called the police when she walked into the kitchen and saw him making the toe sandwich.
By the time ambulance men arrived there was little of the hacked-off toes left and a spokesman said: "What there was, was too badly burned to re-attach."
A police spokesman added: "He told the ambulance men that he had more toes than he needed and didn't think he would notice if he got rid of a few."
He was taken to a hospital in Steyr where he is recovering from his injuries.
Story filed: 08:54 Wednesday 18th June 2003
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: holdmuhbeer; talkaboutapoorboy
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To: HighWheeler
I had a client once
a high school grad headed for Harvard.
He compulsively gnawed the callouses off his feet.
Wasn't my idea of delicious.
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posted on
06/18/2003 3:48:45 PM PDT
by
Quix
To: Howlin; Ed_NYC; MonroeDNA; widgysoft; Springman; Timesink; dubyaismypresident; Grani; coug97; ...
And now, you know where Chicken McNuggets come from..."Hold muh beer 'n watch this!" PING....
If you want on or off this list, please let me know!
22
posted on
06/18/2003 3:56:51 PM PDT
by
mhking
To: Redcloak
Headline:
Austrian man never has to trim toenails again.
Miracle Butane cure found.
23
posted on
06/18/2003 4:03:33 PM PDT
by
tet68
(Jeremiah 51:24 ..."..Before your eyes I will repay Babylon for all the wrong they have done in Zion")
To: ATOMIC_PUNK
Not THAT hungry!
24
posted on
06/18/2003 4:05:21 PM PDT
by
Molly Pitcher
(Is Reality Optional?)
To: HighWheeler
Never, ever, ever get high off butane kids...
25
posted on
06/18/2003 4:17:23 PM PDT
by
rattrap
To: HighWheeler
I wonder if he had a good hot sauce. Probably put toe jam on 'em.
To: ValenB4
"It tastes like chicken, do you want some, there's a few still left over."
27
posted on
06/18/2003 4:41:02 PM PDT
by
Cathryn Crawford
(Where are my anti-anxiety pills?!)
To: Cathryn Crawford
"Oh, I'm sorry, I misunderstood -- you said you wanted TOFU..."
28
posted on
06/18/2003 4:59:34 PM PDT
by
mikrofon
To: Larry Lucido
Calling Libertarians.......isn't getting high great?
29
posted on
06/18/2003 5:23:12 PM PDT
by
apackof2
(If posted my comment would look like this)
To: martin_fierro
When ambulance men arrived he offered to share his meal with them, passing over a toe and saying: "It tastes like chicken, do you want some, there's a few still left over." seems like you should be here...; )
30
posted on
06/18/2003 5:24:50 PM PDT
by
xsmommy
To: mhking
I'd say it was probably a good thing he had his pants on when he went looking for something to cut off and eat.....
31
posted on
06/18/2003 5:40:08 PM PDT
by
b4its2late
(The Road Map to Peace is looking more like a "Road Map to Pieces".)
To: mikrofon
Ewww...
32
posted on
06/18/2003 5:42:51 PM PDT
by
Cathryn Crawford
(Where are my anti-anxiety pills?!)
To: HighWheeler
Sounds remarkably similar to a Stephen King story called "Survivor Type."
The character, as he was eating his toes, kept saying to himself, "they taste like ladyfingers. They taste like ladyfingers..."
Bizarre world in which we live, these days...... (((shaking head)))
To: b4its2late
Nobody looked to see what his girlfriend was munching! *LOL*
34
posted on
06/18/2003 6:04:40 PM PDT
by
Happygal
To: xsmommy
An Austrian man cut off his toes, fried them up and ate them between two slices of bread after getting high sniffing butane gas. Who's your daddy?
WHO'S YOUR DADDYYYYYYYY?????
> sniffle <
<|:)~
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posted on
06/18/2003 6:04:54 PM PDT
by
martin_fierro
(A v v n c v l v s M a x i m v s)
To: HighWheeler
Yes! The Original Toe Sucker! Dickie Morris was all KINDS of interested in this story.
36
posted on
06/18/2003 6:08:13 PM PDT
by
martin_fierro
(A v v n c v l v s M a x i m v s)
To: Drew68
or did he do this because he is effin' insane (which could explain why he was huffing butane in the first place). Sounds logical to me.
37
posted on
06/18/2003 6:13:39 PM PDT
by
scholar
To: HighWheeler
Toe: the other white meat.
38
posted on
06/18/2003 7:05:52 PM PDT
by
4mycountry
(Japanese drain pipe is so tiny, please don't flush too much toilet papers.)
To: HighWheeler
Toe. It's what's for dinner.
39
posted on
06/18/2003 7:06:32 PM PDT
by
4mycountry
(Japanese drain pipe is so tiny, please don't flush too much toilet papers.)
To: HighWheeler
I hope the bread was lo-carb if he was on Atkins.
40
posted on
06/18/2003 7:22:36 PM PDT
by
Lawgvr1955
(Never rent a room from a man named Bates.)
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