Taglinus FreeRepublicus -13th Edition

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[jigsaw]

Taglinus FreeRepublicus (13th Edition)

Recent taglines exhibiting Freeper wit, compassion, curiosity, brilliance, etc. Enjoy!

Billboards for the rich,
spraycans for the poor,
and taglines for the rest.
~ thatdewd ~

And bring in the dog and put out the cat.     TechJunkYard, 5/18

The two greatest secrets to success: 1 - Don't tell them everything you know. 2 -         Tall_Texan, 5/18

Al Sharpton. Because, like todays Republicans, it's time minorities hold real power.     ChadGore, 5/18

Diversity = Everyone looks different, yet thinks alike...     backhoe, 5/18

*_____* if you're psychic...     Judith Anne, 5/18

When the smoke cleared, the terrorist was over there...and over there...and over there...     Jay D. Dyson, 5/18

Q. - What's big enough to hunt bear with? A. - Hillary's legs.     Osage Orange, 5/18

It all started innocently enough... Tag line (optional, printed after your name on post.)     visualops, 5/18

Keeper of the Schismatic Orc Ping List. Freepmail me if you want on or off it.     Loyalist, 5/19

People that quote themselves in their taglines bother me. ~Lazamataz.     Lazamataz, 5/19

Save the whales, collect the whole set......     Tooters, 5/19

A blind man received a cheese grater as a gift - said it was the most violent thing he had ever read.    Chad Fairbanks, 5/19

Gun-control advocates are the NRA's best recruiters.     newgeezer, 5/19

When one door of happiness closes, another opens.     TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!, 5/19

Re-Count All The Votes Till I Win. ~Al Gore-2000.     TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!, 5/19

Make Sure Every Democratic Dead Persons Vote Counts. ~Al Gore-2000.     TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!, 5/19

Rob: I have a five letter word: F-R-E-E-P. Freep. Jerry: Freep? What's that? ~Dick Van Dyke Show.     lowbridge, 5/19

Diaperload: Band managed by David after Spinal Tap’s 1982 tour ended in disaster.     DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet, 5/19

When you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?     DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet, 5/19

We have enough youth; how about a Fountain of Smart?     LindaSOG, 5/19

Go Karen, Look at all these prayers. For all our troops, we love you.     fatima, 5/19

Tag Line was where I stood in the second grade.     blackdog, 5/19

Nothing more to read here, move along.     putupon, 5/19

A friend is one YOU are there for through thick and thin.     gulfcoast6, 5/19

There are 2 kids of people in this world: people with loaded guns and people who dig.     sharktrager, 5/19

Pimps up, hoes down!     Texaggie79, 5/19

Socialism Is Bankruptcy - just ask Kalifornia (or The City Of Evil!)     detsaoT, 5/19

Attention feminist oligarchy: Don't presume to speak for ME!     Scothia, 5/19

The New York Times-National Enquirer...one and the same.     ThreePuttinDude, 5/19

Convicted felons for Kerry.     Rome2000, 5/19

http://comedian.blogspot.com     Fixit, 5/19

What democrats fear the most is democracy.     liberalnot, 5/19

Has The NY Slimes ever printed the truth in your life time?     Grampa Dave, 5/20

Sports drink devotee.     lurky, 5/20

I like Tony Soprano even though he is a fat-boy.     Taffini, 5/20

. . . there is nothing new under the sun.     AnAmericanMother, 5/20

Why does blood rush to our head when we stand on it, but not when we stand on our feet?     w_over_w, 5/20

Maecilius Fuscus, Governor of Longovicium , Manchester, England. 238-244 AD     ffusco, 5/20

Never hand someone a gun unless you're sure where they'll point it.     Harmless Teddy Bear, 5/20

Ouija boards!     Houmatt, 5/20

I stand behind my President.     bgierhart, 5/20

If you're looking for a friend, get a dog.     Flurry, 5/20

Soddom has left the bunker.     Mike Darancette, 5/20

The Statue of Liberty now holds a baseball bat and she's yelling 'You want a piece of me?'     dark_lord, 5/20

Apocalypsis, from Gr. apokalypsis, from apokalyptein to uncover, from apo- + kalyptein to cover.     f.Christian, 5/20

Lurking since 1997!     Wilhelm Tell, 5/20

Check it out... http://freepers.zill.net/users/bogey78o_fr/puppet.swf     Bogey78O, 5/20

Custom made smarmy, sanctimonious taglines created while you wait!!     CAPPSMADNESS, 5/20

Some days you're the pidgeon,,, other days the statue.     Iowa Granny, 5/21

Gephardt's fortunate millionaires are the ones that sue manufacturers for a living.     m1-lightning, 5/21

When in doubt, tell the truth. ~Mark Twain     balrog666, 5/21

Time to saddle up and volunteer for RNC 2004!! http://www.georgewbush.com/     ewing, 5/21

Take the time it takes, so it takes less time.     TankerKC, 5/21

Punish France.Ignore Germany.Forgive Russia..     sarasmom, 5/21

Your momma said I was a loser, a deadend cruiser and deep inside I knew that she was right.     wardaddy, 5/21

Catholic. Monarchist. Texan. Any questions?     B-Chan, 5/21

The legitimate powers of government extend to such acts only as are injurious to others. ~Jefferson.     MrLeRoy, 5/21

You know, freedom is a two-way street.     capydick , 5/21

After two years of FReeping, I've finally created a profile page. Check it out!     jmc813, 5/21

Over 25 years of dealing with stupid people and I still don't have the right to just shoot them.....     Hot Tabasco, 5/21

When you step on the brakes, you're putting your life in your foot's hands...     general_re, 5/22

Close the door! Are we cooling the entire neighborhood? And clean your room!     50sDad, 5/22

The Death Penalty is grossly under used.     setcapt, 5/22

It is liberal dogma that human life is an accident. ~Linda Bowles (r.i.p.)     cgk, 5/22

If common sense is so common, why is it so difficult to find it?     Zavien Doombringer, 5/22

The Evil Party thinks their opponents are stupid. The Stupid Party thinks their opponents are evil.     sourcery, 5/22

CCCP = clinton, chiraq, chretien, and putin = stalin wannabes (moore is goebbels) .     HuntsvilleTxVeteran, 5/22

Scribe of the Unwritten Law.     Ignatz, 5/22

America the beautiful, I love this nation of immigrants.     WaterDragon, 5/22

That which is hidden will eventually come to light.     tru_degenerate, 5/22

A conviction that we are right accomplishes half the difficulty of correcting wrong. ~T Jefferson     ATOMIC_PUNK, 5/22

Last call for fabulous "FReeps Ahoy" cruise. Signing up now means never having to say you're sorry!     MinuteGal, 5/23

Aces & Eight's..the dead man's hand.     BOBTHENAILER, 5/23

It's so easy to spend someone else's money... ~My Dad     backhoe, 5/23

I think it takes a big dog to weigh a 100 pounds.     7thson, 5/23

DemocRATS - when they speak, they lie; when they are silent, they are stealing the American Dream     Jimmy Valentine, 5/23

He Who Laughs Last Was Too Dumb To Figure out the Joke First.     PJ-Comix, 5/23

I have no tag line. I'm boring.     LuLuLuLu, 5/23

The only pork I don't like is government-issue.     steveegg, 5/23

The eUSSR is evil.     Spruce, 5/23

ORION Naval Aircrewman!     Long Cut, 5/23

The person who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones.     Calpernia, 5/23

Wear the old coat and buy the new book.     Scothia, 5/24

If the GOP could just send in the Marines against the Demokrats now....     GRRRRR, 5/24

If Bush is called a "Warhead", what is Bill Clinton called?     elbucko, 5/24

Our disagreements are politics. Our agreements are principles.     William McKinley, 5/24

Disney won't see another cent of our money.     ChemistCat, 5/24

Okay, now it works: Knight's Quest, at http://wwwgeocities.com/engineerzero     JoeSchem, 5/24

Don't believe everything you read in the papers. ~Jayson Blair.     maica, 5/25

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. ~Mark Twain     geedee, 5/25

Gov't has more money than it needs, but never as much as it wants.     umgud, 5/25

Be on the lookout for Black White-Supremists.     SSN558, 5/25

If the NY Times is hiring a Jayson Blair replacement, Michael Moore could fill his boots.     syriacus, 5/25

Border Control or IMPEACHMENT.     1234, 5/25

Does God Wear a Tinfoil Hat? Is he a member of the CFR and Trilateral Commission?     Young Rhino, 5/24

www.hannahmore.com -- Shepherd Of Salisbury Plain is online, more to come! (my website)     chance33_98, 5/24

We know who you are.We will not forget.And we will pray every day for your safe return.Hoo-ah!-M.M.     Ragtime Cowgirl, 5/25

Defeat is worse than death, you have to LIVE with defeat.     orchid, 5/25

Frustrate one liberal a day, that's all we ask.     ChadGore, 5/25

It takes a ninja to kill a ninja.     Michael2001, 5/25

Liberal academia--the next statue to topple.     somemoreequalthanothers, 5/25

Looking forward to seeing Jeb stepping over Hillary's rotting political corpse in '08.     Green Knight, 5/25

I should move back to Europe where I belong.     NewRomeTacitus, 5/26

We are the president. ~Hillary Clinton.     ALS, 5/26

Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets.     b4its2late, 5/26

Time to visit this website and join up: http://www.georgewbush.com/     Grampa Dave, 5/26

Freedom isn't free, remember our fallen heroes.     ladyinred, 5/26

Kill all the lawyers - except for mine.     Cathryn Crawford, 5/26

The faintest of ink is better than the strongest of memories.     prairiebreeze, 5/26

Ritualistic conformity = wasted minds.     LurkedLongEnough, 5/27

If you go carrying pictures of Chairman Mao; you ain't gonna make it with anyone, anyhow. ~Beatles.     Susannah, 5/27

A Conservative Surrounded by Liberals (help)     never4get, 5/27

Borders, Language, and Culture = The RIGHT things.     hardhead, 5/27

Liberty is not America's gift to the world, it is God's gift to humanity. ~ George W Bush 28 Jan 2003     dts32041, 5/27

His legacy is a stain on the dress.     OnTheDress, 5/27

The government doesn't need to save me from myself. I'm quite capable thank you.     smith288, 5/27

Life is too important to be taken seriously. ~Oscar Wilde.     SquirrelKing, 5/27

Get real with Kim Jung Mentally Ill about proliferation.     fooman, 5/27

Forgive, and you will be forgiven.     Paul_B, 5/28

Don't blame my High School. It's the Aspartame!     tame, 5/28

Do you have to be Tolerant to the Intolerant?     Zavien Doombringer, 5/28

Dow was up again today,Tom Dasshole is deeply saddened.     dubyaismypresident, 5/28

Isaiah 55:10,11     farmfriend, 5/28

Darwins Hypothesis was full of holes, that have since been filled, that is why it is called a theory.     ALS, 5/28

Give Pizza Chants!     Tatze, 5/28

If all you're gonna do is ride in the wagon, at least pickup your feet!     WKB, 5/29

Know your enemy! Help fight Islamic terrorisim by visiting www.johnathangaltfilms.com     Destro, 5/29

This is how six-year-olds argue: they call everything 'stupid'. ~Coulter, on liberals.     KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle, 5/29

Ask about the Constitutional Amendment on State & Federal spending limitations.     The Raven, 5/29

America is no longer the *Land of Opportunity*, it*s the *Land of Illegal Alien Opportunists*!!!     4Freedom, 5/29

Why can't we all just get a long-barreled handgun aboard the plane and fly safely?     Smile-n-Win, 5/29

WhatwouldTonysopranodo.     DEPUTYMAYTAG, 5/29

When you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there.     Flurry, 5/29

In those days... Every man did that which was right in his own eyes.     CyberCowboy777, 5/29

I'm the nicest little lady you'll ever meet. Really.     2Smart2BLiberal, 5/29

Go here for one of the Robinsons: Webmaster@freerepublic.com     Joe 6-pack, 5/29

I'll still luv ya if yer covered in mud . . . just like I luv muh pick up truk!     w_over_w, 5/29

You can't make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.     TheBigB, 5/29

I don't think the really heavy stuff's comin' down for quite a while.     cspackler, 5/29

THEN: Give me Liberty or give me Death. NOW: Take my Liberty so I can't hurt Myself.     gitmo, 5/29

GOD BLESS CAPITALISM!     Trteamer, 5/29

God is Pro Life and Straight.     Coleus, 5/29

Floggings will continue until morale improves.     elbucko, 5/29

Warning: Do NOT look at sun with remaining eye...     petuniasevan, 5/30

Turning the other cheek does not mean seeking out getting the first one smacked.     Dahoser, 5/30

It's about preserving OUR Borders, OUR Language and OUR American Culture.     CIBvet, 5/30

Space Geek {Texas...is bigger than France}     Prof Engineer, 5/30

Poetaster, n.: One who feeds on the literary corpse of Edgar Allan Poe.     Physicist, 5/30

Idiots are on "virtual ignore," and you know exactly who you are.     PatrickHenry, 5/30

They're Not On the Wrong Side of History... They ARE the Wrong Side of History!     End_Clintonism_Now, 5/31

You can read about my history of the GOP at www.republicanbasics.com     Grand Old Partisan, 5/31

I just post without looking now!     jocon307, 5/31

No animals were harmed during the making of this FR post.     Excuse_My_Bellicosity, 5/31

.......The bartender yells, "hey get out of here, we don't serve breakfast!"     Rebelbase, 5/31

Well, I Guess he DIDN'T go wobbly in the legs!! Now, "W", lets do the REST of the AXIS of EVIL!!     Lael, 5/31

Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.     bayou_billy, 5/31

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.     4mycountry, 5/31

Liberals, what a dictator needs most.     metalboy, 5/31

Proud member of the Vast Right Wing Fatwa...     Libloather, 5/31

The Free Republic OF Free Republic!!!     JustPiper, 5/31

The difference between Los Angeles and yogurt is that yogurt comes with less fruit ... ~R. Limbaugh.     rs79bm, 5/31

Name an honest democrat? I can't either!     onyx, 5/31

[ATOMIC_PUNK]

Thy tagline is above.

NUH uh

[jigsaw]

I did want to ask you how on earth you got all of those taglines. Do you have access to some database (or do you have an Access database)?

Actually, each time I see a new tagline, I cut and paste it to a file I keep on the screen.

At the end of the week (or two-weeks), I reformat these taglines and paste them into an alphabetized 'master' list (which so far has over 1200 taglines) to look for duplicates.

After converting the file to HTML and making some adjustments, I post it.

I grab every tagline I see, except for non-English ones unless someone provides me with a translation .... I hesitate to pass along something I don't understand.

Why do I do this?

There are so many wonderful taglines and Taglinus FreeRepublicus allows Freepers to catch those they have missed.

[jigsaw]

NUH uh

Seek and ye shall find.   :-)

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

You rock, jig!!! Thanks!!!! (I'm on twice this time - I'm catching up to Fairbanks!!!!)

[lowbridge]

[Coleus]

Thanks......!!

[WKB]

Where is the dixiechick2000?

[JustPiper]

This is great, very enjoyable and good idea!

[JustPiper]

(Atheism is a non-prophet organization.)

I love this one!!!

[JustPiper]

Bump! You mean we didn't win anything? ;(

[Smile-n-Win]

Thankful bump

[The Raven]

Oops...I better be careful....didn't know anybody read those things.

[Conspiracy Guy]

Yeah!

[b4its2late]

Thanks. You should put your own in there too.....

[Lazamataz]

My other tag line is an Honor Student.

[steveegg]

Once again, I'm honored to be included with the same group as some of the greatest wit of FR.

[TheBigB]

Heh. :) Thanks!

[4mycountry]

Really? You like it? Thanks!

Now I need a new one, though, so off to the writing board I go. *sigh*

[newgeezer]

Gosh, thanks. ;O)

[MrLeRoy]

I rock!