Taglinus FreeRepublicus - 12th Edition

FreeRepublic ^ | May 11-18, 2003 | Numerous Freepers

[jigsaw]

Taglinus FreeRepublicus (12th Edition)

Recent taglines exhibiting Freeper wit, compassion, curiosity, brilliance, etc. Enjoy!

Billboards for the rich,
spraycans for the poor,
and taglines for the rest.
~ thatdewd ~

Revenge, Terror and Extortion: A Guide for the Perplexed.     The Great Satan, 5/11

Destroy the Elitist Democrat Guard and the Fedayeen Clinton using the smart bombs of truth!     Tall_Texan, 5/11

Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?     petuniasevan, 5/11

When Senator Byrd landed on an aircraft carrier, the blacks were forced below shoveling coal...     Beck_isright, 5/11

It's the cream of the crap, it's the top of the slime, it's the Democratic Agenda!     visualops, 5/11

FreeperPost /Sarcasm = on /mode = max.     Only1choice____Freedom, 5/11

Boycott Disney.     WarSlut, 5/11

Liberal Media is in a Quagmire.     kristinn, 5/11

Y'know Adrienne, I can hear you laughing at this stuff right now.     Loyalist, 5/11

Now that I think about it it's the same every week.     lainie, 5/11

Not everybody in it for truth, justice, and the American way. ~Det Lennie Briscoe.     SevenofNine, 5/11

Software isn't released, it's allowed to escape.     Chad Fairbanks, 5/11

Can You hear me now..........Good.........Can you hear me now.....Good.........Can you hear me now...     oceanperch, 5/11

There's usually a free market solution.     Koblenz, 5/11

I'm Tired of Watching Millionaire News Personailities On TV.     Helms, 5/12

ATTENTION: John Hinckley: Bill Clinton is dating Jodie Foster.     LindaSOG, 5/12

FReeRepublic is show prep for the world.     BOBTHENAILER, 5/12

CNN- the "Al Jazeera" of the West.     SkyPilot, 5/12

I always like to keep my audience RIVETED.     Constitution Day, 5/12

Beware fertilizer salesmen and lawyers: they'll both try to sell you a load of crap.     uncitizen, 5/12

Full of power I'm spreading my wings, facing the storm that is gathering near.     knighthawk, 5/12

There are very few shades of gray.     Dr. Eckleburg, 5/12

Admit it; Amendment XIX is very much to blame.     newgeezer, 5/12

Bush helps those who help themselves.     Cathryn Crawford, 5/12

Liberals..do NOT try to figure out the meaning of this tagline. It will cause your head to explode.     Allegra, 5/12

Some days you're the dog, and some days you're the hydrant.     Dog, 5/12

There's a Marxist born every minute.     Imal, 5/12

Despite the high cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?     b4its2late, 5/12

It's all an Amish plot.     ChadGore, 5/12

A friend is one who is always there for you when you or right OR wrong.     gulfcoast6, 5/13

The democRATS are near the tipping point.     Oldeconomybuyer, 5/13

Tribbles have feelings, too...     Judith Anne, 5/13

To our citizen and volunteer military: Thanks for all you've done...     Banjoguy, 5/13

Bring Back Illbay!!!     TomServo, 5/13

V-Twin mind with a Moped modem....     Tijeras_Slim,5/13

No more rhyming, and I mean it! ..Anybody got a peanut.....     showme_the_Glory, 5/13

Good luck, happy hunting, and God-speed to the US military and our allies in this operation.     NCC-1701, 5/13

Support Free Republic - Become a monthly donor!     EdReform, 5/13

There is some good in this world, Mr. Frodo, and it's worth fighting for. ~Samwise Gamgee.     cuz_it_aint_their_money, 5/13

123,000 signers are hard to ignore: http://www.ipetitions.com/campaigns/hollywoodceleb/     alancarp, 5/13

You are fined one credit for a violation of the verbal morality statute. ~Demolition Man.     Dan from Michigan, 5/13

I'm somewhat of a FreeRepublic FreeRadical toward Leftists and their Commonism!!!     SierraWasp, 5/13

Two and three quarter years of ranting like a banshee...and I get noticed for a tagline!     TigersEye, 5/13

Oklahoma Governor Henry's brain is two hoots and holler away...from his body.     Osage Orange, 5/13

Kil-lin' is my bid-ness, lay dees. And bid-ness is goooood.     Sir Gawain, 5/13

Democratic creedo: The rules don't apply to me!     Carlucci, 5/13

Our Liberties we prize, and our rights we will maintain!     vpintheak, 5/13

Bill Owens for Prez and Jeb as VP in '08.     Pubbie, 5/13

ZOT--Not just a word, a way of life!     commandante_zero, 5/13

Minnesota Golden Gophers...2002/2003 NCAA Hockey champs! Back to Back!     AlaninSA, 5/13

Sorry anti-America leftists, Saddam has left the planet!     BillF, 5/13

Keep in mind that the milk of human kindness comes from a beast that is both cannibal and a vampire.     archy, 5/13

It's a "Roadmap to Armageddon".     The Ghost of Richard Nixon, 5/13

Daddy, what's -b*tch-? ... It's a grown-up word, honey. It means junior Senator from New York.     TheBigB, 5/13

A mind is a terrible thing. ~Eddie Murphy.     Blueflag , 5/13

You never notice how many ZOTs there are 'til you become a Viking Kittie.     4mycountry, 5/13

All your tag lines belong to us.     TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!, 5/13

Send ME Five Dollars For Your Tag-Line Privilige.     TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!, 5/13

When faced with conflicting orders, obey both.     Blueflag, 5/13

When you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.     Blueflag, 5/13

It's the "TAGLINE", stupid (Carville as a FReeper)     BOBTHENAILER, 5/13

I GOLF . . . therefore I SWEAR!     w_over_w, 5/13

All items with this tag have been marked down. 20% off ! Today only!     isthisnickcool, 5/13

Pro Life! Pro Family! Pro Reagan!     Reagan79, 5/13

Frugal is such an ugly word.     DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet, 5/13

Communism is a cancer.     Sinner6, 5/13

An organic conservative.     manic4organic, 5/13

LIBERTY has arrived in Iraq - Now we can concentrate on HOLLYWEED!     Happy2BMe, 5/13

We won't gloat. We don't need to. It's enough just to watch them sulk.     redlipstick, 5/13

A kite flies highest against the wind, not with it. ~Winston Churchill.     AlbionGirl, 5/13

If a President of the United States ever lied to the American people, he should resign. ~Bubba.     Nea Wood, 5/13

Against dead wood (albore) Frogs & Rats.     spokeshave, 5/13

No need to ask, you're right; I really DON'T care anymore.     Timesink, 5/13

Tag line space for rent.     prairiebreeze, 5/14

Will Rogers never met me.     Flurry, 5/14

Housework is a snap, since I realized, "Hey! I'm a guy!"     Chad Fairbanks, 5/14

That's right - you're not from Oklahoma ... unless you are!     Tax-chick, 5/14

I wish I were gullible; then I'd be like everyone else.     sparkomatic, 5/14

I opened up the closet door, and out jumped Johnny B. Good...     sultan88, 5/14

Breaking down the stereotypes of soccer moms everyday!     eyespysomething, 5/14

Saddam is... Barney Rubble living at the No Roof Inn having a hummus smoothie. ~Dennis Miller     SquirrelKing, 5/14

As above, so below.     Asclepius, 5/14

Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain.     jalisco555, 5/14

Without hope we haven't a prayer, and prayer is the path where there is none.     Tooters, 5/14

Peace HAS COME AT LONG LAST to the tortured people of Iraq!     dufekin, 5/14

All tags for sale. 0% interest.     isthisnickcool, 5/14

“Drill, R&D, and conserve” should be our watchwords! Energy independence for America!     Chemist_Geek, 5/14

Whom God would destroy, He first makes insane.     Dick Bachert, 5/14

Support whirled peas!     MizSterious, 5/14

This post displayed with 100% recycled electrons.     CPOSharky, 5/14

I Triple Guarantee You There Are No Americans In Baghdad!     feinswinesuksass, 5/14

Not all things that need to be done need to be done by the government.     Mind-numbed Robot, 5/14

The 2nd protects the 1st...     backhoe, 5/15

It's always darkest before the dawn--a good time to steal the neighbor's newspaper...     randog, 5/14

What part of "shall not be infringed" don't they understand?     JSteff, 5/14

They are coming to take us away ha ha!     bentfeather, 5/15

Have you prayed for your President yet today?     mombonn, 5/15

Faces look ugly when you're alone. Women seem wicked when you're unwanted.     wardaddy, 5/15

We export freedom.     GretchenEE, 5/15

Born with the gift of laughter and a sense that the world was mad.     yankeedame, 5/15

In my world, no outfit is complete without cat fur.     catfur, 5/15

NASCAR...everything else is just a game!     ChefKeith, 5/15

Glad I'm an American.     Carolinamom, 5/15

Kick their @$$ and take their gas.     Neanderthal, 5/16

If you can't be frank all the time are you lying the rest of the time?     Havoc, 5/16

Ok..i may be a traitor but...GO MINNESOTA WILD STOMP THOSE DUCKS!!!!     deathscythex, 5/16

Paging Nehemiah Scudder:The Crazy Years are peaking. America is ready for you.     Oztrich Boy, 5/16

Common sense is instinct, and enough of it is genius.     Enemy Of The State, 5/16

Why do liberals believe every ammendment is personal but the 2nd?     smith288, 5/16

Having the right to do a thing is not at all the same thing as being right in doing it.     sweetliberty, 5/16

Imagine an entire herd of Daschles.     arasina, 5/16

All generalizations are false.     blackdog, 5/16

I'm voting Republican, the democrats left a bad taste in my mouth. ~M. Lewinsky.     Michael.SF. , 5/16

In Soviet Union, all your us are belong to base!     Lazamataz, 5/16

We don't see it as a 'quota', we see it as a 'performance standard'.     Eala, 5/16

I cna ytpe 300 wrods a mitnue.     petuniasevan, 5/16

Islam: We're a religion of peace and we'll kill you to prove it!     Jay D. Dyson, 5/16

ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION = NATIONAL SUICIDE.     american spirit, 5/16

Go Hillary, Go! As in away!     luckodeirish, 5/16

LOST: Beloved Pet answers to the name QUAGMIRE if found call Howell Raines lost since Afghanistan.     Dog, 5/16

Has anyone seen my Schwab ?     cmsgop, 5/16

California wants to ban OREO cookies they can have mine ....... "From my cold dead hands"     Dog, 5/15

Soccer Mom's flee the Rats for Bush in his flight suit: I call this the Moisture Factor. MF high!     big ern, 5/17

MrConfettiman was in the streets while I was still yelling at the TV.     Jimmy Valentine's brother, 5/17

How will the RATS overcome the "flightsuit" advantage ? LOL     Libertina, 5/17

I think therefore I'm halfway there....     Fawnn, 5/17

Come November, We'll Remember.     Publicus, 5/17

I would call the french scumbags but I wouldnt want to offend any bags filled with scum.     TheRedSoxWinThePennant, 5/17

NATO; An alliance which has outlived its mission.     DakotaGator, 5/17

Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people.     Mark Felton, 5/17

John Kerry was an extra in the Godfather-he was the horse's head in the bed.     Wild Irish Rogue, 5/17

Hey (VH-1) took one look and said, and I quote, 'There's nothing behind this music.'     DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet, 5/17

You say Muss-lim, I say Moose-limb; Let's call the whole thing off.     DoctorMichael, 5/17

Frogs are for gigging.     StriperSniper, 5/18

Liberals suffer from acute interior cornial craniorectoitis.     shadeaud, 5/18

Same old problems, different day...     Major_Risktaker, 5/18

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[SquirrelKing]

Bwuhahahahahahaha!

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[Calpernia]

I think the Sunday Comics should be replaced by the whit and wisdom of jigsaw's tag collection!

These are great!

Thanks for the work jigsaw.

[Publicus]

Great cartoon! It says it all.

Thank you for posting it!

[commandante_zero]

As Elvis told Saddam and Osama, " Thinkeeew vurrrrry musssh"

[lowbridge]

Try this one.

(My classic tv trivia knowledge comes in handy)

[jigsaw]

Rob: I have a five letter word: F-R-E-E-P. Freep. Jerry: Freep? What's that? -Dick Van Dyke Show,

"Ohhhhhhhhhh, Rob!"   ;-)

[lowbridge]

[knighthawk]

Thanks for including me.

[Libertina]

LOL Thanks TaRaRa! Made my morning!

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

Twice! Think you'll catch up? ;0)

Depends on whether jig likes my friend "Mr. Franklin" or not. : )

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

By the way, I love your new tag. : )