[woofie]

Please do not put this in Chat ...no one lives in Chat ...when you banish stuff to Chat it is as if it is banished into a void ...This is humor ...people need humor

Thank you

[woofie]

ping

[Cicero]

Yeah, I just posted a great article about a goldfish in a sling, and it was moved to Chat in less than seven seconds.

[Axenolith]

To escape the San Franciscan...

[Cicero]

I agree. We need at least one joke per 20 threads.

[Consort]

How would Baghdad Bob answer it?

[freedumb2003]

BAGHDAD BOB: Chicken? There is no Chicken!! Look at the road, it is clean -- there are NO chickens!! Our faithful Republican Guard have removed aaaallll the chickens! Nothing is there but our road, which was never in danger! Any chicken you see are camera tricks by the infidel invaders!

[blastdad51]

Funny very funny.....:-)

[hole_n_one]

This thread has been moved to chat.

Don't ya just hate when that happens?

[Exit148]

BAGHDAD BOB - There are no (peep-peep) chickens (cluck-cluck) on this road! Chickens are (cluck-cluck) not in the area and will never (cheep-cheep) be on this road!!

[Texas Eagle]

Dick Gebhardt: The chicken had to cross the road to get its insulin because Republicans are more interested in cutting taxes for the wealthiest 1% of Americans instead of providing affordable health care for all.

[knak]

funny! Thanks for posting!

[Texas Eagle]

TOM DASCHLE: I'm deeply concerned about reports that chickens are being forced to walk the streets in order to make ends meet while President Bush is cutting taxes for the wealthiest 1% of Americans

[Texas Eagle]

TED KENNEDY: Heeeeere chicky, chicky, chicky. You wanna sit on ol' Uncle Teddy's lap?

[cowtowney]

JESSE JACKSON: Wherever you are tonight, I challenge every chicken to hope and to dream of getting to the other side of the road. Don't submerge your dreams. Even on drugs, dream of the day you're drug-free and walking to the other side. Even in the gutter of the road, dream of the day that you'll be up on your feet again. You must never stop dreaming of reaching the other side of the road. Face reality, yes. But don't stop with the way things are; dream of things as they ought to be. Of getting to the other side. Dream. Face pain, but love, hope, faith, and dreams will help you rise above the pain. . . .

[cowtowney]

BRITTANY SPEARS: HUH???

[deport]

This is humor ...people need humor

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There are a few posters around here that serve that purpose very well.......

[hispanarepublicana]

JIM ROBINSON: We're looking into it, and we hope to have the chicken back on this side of the road in the next 2 hours or so. We'll just need time to reboot it. We think maybe it crossed the road to perform a ping attack, or our server host could have scared it across the road.

[hispanarepublicana]

Just thought of another....

ADMIN MODERATOR: The chicken didn't cross the road. It just got moved to Chat.

[ned_budge]

for BARBARA WALTERS shouldn't be:

BARBARA WALTERS Isn't that intetwesting? In a few moments we will be wistening to the chicken tell, for the fiwst time, the heawt-warming stowee of how it expewienced a sewious case of molting and went on to accomplish its life-long dweam of cwossing the woad.

[Aut Pax Aut Bellum]

Actually, Bill Clinton choked the chicken.....