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Why did the Chicken cross the road?
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Posted on 04/28/2003 6:44:54 PM PDT by woofie
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Please do not put this in Chat ...no one lives in Chat ...when you banish stuff to Chat it is as if it is banished into a void ...This is humor ...people need humor
Thank you
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posted on
04/28/2003 6:44:54 PM PDT
by
woofie
To: deport; Howlin
ping
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posted on
04/28/2003 6:48:33 PM PDT
by
woofie
To: woofie
Yeah, I just posted a great article about a goldfish in a sling, and it was moved to Chat in less than seven seconds.
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posted on
04/28/2003 6:49:21 PM PDT
by
Cicero
(Marcus Tullius)
To: woofie
To escape the San Franciscan...
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posted on
04/28/2003 6:49:33 PM PDT
by
Axenolith
(Hey!, I wonder whats in this cave?! Lets check it ou... YAAAAA...chomp chomp... BUUURRRPPP.)
To: woofie
I agree. We need at least one joke per 20 threads.
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posted on
04/28/2003 6:50:18 PM PDT
by
Cicero
(Marcus Tullius)
To: woofie
How would Baghdad Bob answer it?
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posted on
04/28/2003 6:51:37 PM PDT
by
Consort
To: woofie
BAGHDAD BOB: Chicken? There is no Chicken!! Look at the road, it is clean -- there are NO chickens!! Our faithful Republican Guard have removed aaaallll the chickens! Nothing is there but our road, which was never in danger! Any chicken you see are camera tricks by the infidel invaders!
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posted on
04/28/2003 6:52:26 PM PDT
by
freedumb2003
(Peace through Strength)
To: woofie
Funny very funny.....:-)
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posted on
04/28/2003 6:52:26 PM PDT
by
blastdad51
(Proud father of an Enduring Freedom vet, and friend of a soldier lost in Afghanistan)
To: Consort
Bagdad Bob ...
The chicken is victorious!!
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posted on
04/28/2003 6:52:50 PM PDT
by
woofie
To: woofie
Wow banned to chat.....ArrrGHHHH!!!!!!
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posted on
04/28/2003 6:54:22 PM PDT
by
woofie
To: woofie
This thread has been moved to chat.Don't ya just hate when that happens?
To: woofie
BAGHDAD BOB - There are no (peep-peep) chickens (cluck-cluck) on this road! Chickens are (cluck-cluck) not in the area and will never (cheep-cheep) be on this road!!
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posted on
04/28/2003 6:55:27 PM PDT
by
Exit148
To: hole_n_one
No one is in Chat....why have a humor category if it is going to go to chat?
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posted on
04/28/2003 6:57:23 PM PDT
by
woofie
To: woofie
Dick Gebhardt: The chicken had to cross the road to get its insulin because Republicans are more interested in cutting taxes for the wealthiest 1% of Americans instead of providing affordable health care for all.
To: woofie
funny! Thanks for posting!
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posted on
04/28/2003 7:02:26 PM PDT
by
knak
To: knak
chat, funny, haha.
To: woofie
TOM DASCHLE: I'm deeply concerned about reports that chickens are being forced to walk the streets in order to make ends meet while President Bush is cutting taxes for the wealthiest 1% of Americans
To: woofie
TED KENNEDY: Heeeeere chicky, chicky, chicky. You wanna sit on ol' Uncle Teddy's lap?
To: woofie
JESSE JACKSON: Wherever you are tonight, I challenge every chicken to hope and to dream of getting to the other side of the road. Don't submerge your dreams. Even on drugs, dream of the day you're drug-free and walking to the other side. Even in the gutter of the road, dream of the day that you'll be up on your feet again. You must never stop dreaming of reaching the other side of the road. Face reality, yes. But don't stop with the way things are; dream of things as they ought to be. Of getting to the other side. Dream. Face pain, but love, hope, faith, and dreams will help you rise above the pain. . . .
To: woofie
BRITTANY SPEARS: HUH???
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