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A New "Cocaine"
LonePalm | 4/27/03 | LonePalm

Posted on 04/27/2003 9:41:19 AM PDT by LonePalm

Rogaine
Original music and lyrics by J. J. Cale
Parody by LonePalm

For a midi, Click Here.

If your hair’s fallin’ out you’ve got to take her out; Rogaine.
If your hair’s fallin down, down on the ground; Rogaine.
Rub it in, Rub it in, rub it in; Rogaine.

You wanna feel like a man, you need a new plan; Rogaine.
When there’s none to coif and your girl’s runnin’ off; Rogaine.
She’s quite right, she’s quite right, she’s quite right; Rogaine.

When your mane is gone and you wanna rock on; Rogaine.
Don’t forget this fact, you might get it back; Rogaine.
Comb those strands, Comb those strands, comb those strands; Rogaine.

Comb those strands, Comb those strands, comb those strands; Rogaine.


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Just another product of my fevered imagination.

Enjoy Y'all!

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)

LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

1 posted on 04/27/2003 9:41:19 AM PDT by LonePalm
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To: RikaStrom; Slip18; xsmommy; Constitution Day; Gabz; Enterprise; one_particular_harbour; hobbes1; ...
Ping!

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)

LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

2 posted on 04/27/2003 9:42:43 AM PDT by LonePalm (Commander and Chef)
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To: LonePalm
Thanks for the smile. The long version of "Cocaine" is one of my favorites.
3 posted on 04/27/2003 9:52:03 AM PDT by Enterprise
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To: LonePalm
Comb those strands, Comb those strands, comb those strands; Rogaine.

LOL!

4 posted on 04/27/2003 11:53:41 AM PDT by NeoCaveman
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To: LonePalm
The picture you paint in my mind, giggle...
5 posted on 04/27/2003 4:56:32 PM PDT by dixie sass (GOD bless America)
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To: LonePalm
Cute,

I enjoyed it as always.

BTW, how is the campaign going?
6 posted on 04/27/2003 9:30:08 PM PDT by Klein-Bottle (The liberated Iraqi people will not forgive the liberals who want them to remain enslaved.)
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To: LonePalm
hehe ! :O)
7 posted on 04/28/2003 5:09:16 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP (Bu-bye Dixie Chimps! / Check out my Freeper site !: http://home.attbi.com/~freeper/wsb/index.html)
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To: LonePalm
LOL!! Great work, LP.

I needed a smile this morning!

8 posted on 04/28/2003 5:18:20 AM PDT by Constitution Day
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You're too much, LP. Great laugh today. Thanks!
9 posted on 04/28/2003 12:12:05 PM PDT by Slip18 (I don't have a tag tag.)
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To: LonePalm
Serious drug interactions if Rogaine taken with Viagra: you get hair like Don King...
10 posted on 05/16/2003 9:08:52 PM PDT by boris (Education is always painful; pain is always educational)
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To: LonePalm
ROTFLMAO !!.........As one whos forehead is rushin to meet their ankles this is some funny stuff !

Thanks !!!........Stay Safe !

11 posted on 05/17/2003 6:23:18 PM PDT by Squantos (Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)
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