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Posted on 04/21/2003 6:31:52 PM PDT by Mo1

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TOPICS: Freeoples
KEYWORDS: freeople; freeoples; humor; news; politics
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To: ValerieUSA
What a riot! Leave it to The Onion.

Police were initially summoned when neighbors reported hearing shouting and a loud crash, followed by a rambling polemic on Kissinger's alleged covert approval of Indonesia's illegal invasion of East Timor in 1975.

81 posted on 04/23/2003 4:33:55 AM PDT by Cuttnhorse (No Tag Lines! No Tag Lines!, No TGLs)
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To: ValerieUSA
More from the front page of The Onion:

Catholic Child Told About Doggy Heaven, Doggy Hell

NORTHAMPTON, MA—Three days after burying his beloved labrador retriever, Daniel MacNeil, 9, was told about doggy heaven and hell by his fourth-grade teacher, Sister Doris Behnke. "Don't cry, Daniel. I'm sure Shiner was a very good doggy," Behnke told the mourning child Tuesday. "He's probably in Doggy Heaven right now, running through its big green fields and chasing squirrels. Only disobedient doggies who chew on the furniture or lift their legs on the carpet will burn in the eternal, white-hot kennel fires of Doggy Hell."

82 posted on 04/23/2003 4:40:05 AM PDT by Cuttnhorse (No Tag Lines! No Tag Lines!, No TGLs)
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To: Cuttnhorse
*L* .. I remember the first time I read an article from The Onion .. it was so close to the truth .. I fell for it ..
83 posted on 04/23/2003 8:48:01 AM PDT by Mo1 (I'm a monthly Donor .. You can be one too!)
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To: Servant of the Nine
Man Jailed for Kitchen Surgery
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/898776/posts
84 posted on 04/23/2003 10:03:05 AM PDT by Mo1 (I'm a monthly Donor .. You can be one too!)
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To: Servant of the Nine
Hey U Buddy-Ro, don't let tha Ringy see that Viper. hehheeee. now thas her style. :) Wonder how many planets she'd take up? Don't care as long as I'm on it somewhere's. hehheeee. Afternoon FReeoples how yall are?
85 posted on 04/23/2003 11:44:56 AM PDT by Wingsofgold
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To: Mo1
Hey Lil Baby. Just stoppin by ta tell ya hello. We all fine,just busy as all get out. Things should start slowin down soon. Anyhow, behave yourself, best as ya can, and we'll see ya soon. :)
86 posted on 04/23/2003 11:54:11 AM PDT by Wingsofgold
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To: celtic gal
SMOOCH.hehheeeeeeeeee.
87 posted on 04/23/2003 11:54:54 AM PDT by Wingsofgold
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To: Mo1
Outstanding work, Wang.

Lop'em off and then eat some pie with Dufus.

Crazy bastards both.
88 posted on 04/23/2003 1:32:19 PM PDT by lodwick
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To: Wingsofgold
Hi there stranger, and how is Miss Ring doin' these days?

So9

89 posted on 04/23/2003 2:22:09 PM PDT by Servant of the Nine (Think of it as Evolution In Action)
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To: Mo1
Man Jailed for Kitchen Surgery

I'm almost afraid to ask, but Why did you post that thread to me?
I haven't practiced surgery in years.

SO9

90 posted on 04/23/2003 2:26:55 PM PDT by Servant of the Nine (Think of it as Evolution In Action)
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To: Servant of the Nine
Just a roll of the dice .. you name just happen to pop up .. hehe

91 posted on 04/23/2003 3:16:57 PM PDT by Mo1 (I'm a monthly Donor .. You can be one too!)
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To: Wingsofgold
WINGS..........OH JOY OH JOY! AND SMOOCHIES BACK AT YA..WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN????? HAVE REALLY MISSED YOU. HOW IS RINGY AND FLASH?????GOTTA KNOW....BEEN WONDERING..GLAD YOU ARE SAFE..:)

GOT TO GO GET MY EARS LOWERED (HAIR CUT) SO WILL BE BACK TO VISIT SOON...

YOU MADE MY DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

92 posted on 04/23/2003 3:43:40 PM PDT by celtic gal (BIG LETTERS IS JUST ME CHEERING OUT LOUD WITH HAPPINESS THAT AN OL PAL IS BACK!:))
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To: Cuttnhorse
Doggy Hell

Musta been a reeeaallly slow news day huh?

93 posted on 04/23/2003 4:19:51 PM PDT by Windshark (.....what about Hell for droolers?................:-)
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To: Wingsofgold
Hey there fly boy.....

Wacha been busy at? How's Flash and that ne'er do well Ringy?

Come back some evening and hang around....

94 posted on 04/23/2003 4:22:23 PM PDT by Windshark (.....I need a tag line that changes itself to fit the moment................:-)
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To: Wingsofgold
Hey there Wings .. good to hear from you, I take it all is well?
95 posted on 04/23/2003 4:30:51 PM PDT by Mo1 (I'm a monthly Donor .. You can be one too!)
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To: All
Why I told the editor: just get me out of this hell...
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/891739/posts

Embedded reporter comes away from front lines torn
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/898788/posts

Initials "M. S. S." (POSSIBLY Michael Scott Speicher) Found on Baghdad Prison Wall
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/898995/posts

96 posted on 04/23/2003 5:03:44 PM PDT by Mo1 (I'm a monthly Donor .. You can be one too!)
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To: Wingsofgold
Hi wings - good of you to check in
97 posted on 04/23/2003 7:32:46 PM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: ValerieUSA; Mo1; Cuttnhorse; yall

Sunset at LaPush,WA. or a X?

Think I'll say 'Goodnight all'

......Westy.....

98 posted on 04/23/2003 8:42:03 PM PDT by westmex (Oh to he!! with it all !!!!!!!!)
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To: westmex; yall
It's a purdy sunset, westy, not an x!


Good Thursday Morning FReeople

99 posted on 04/24/2003 6:56:51 AM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: ValerieUSA
Another stunning cenTex day Valerie.

Cheers all.
100 posted on 04/24/2003 10:03:31 AM PDT by lodwick
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