Posted on 04/03/2003 11:27:56 AM PST by Rockitz
This morning a general called in all of Saddam's body doubles. He said "I've got some good news and I've got some bad news."
The good news is Saddam is still alive and you've all still got a job. The bad news is he's lost his left arm and leg.
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