American Stud (to be sung to the tune of "Tennessee Stud"

April 3, 2003 | BOBTHENAILER

[BOBTHENAILER]

American Stud
by BOBTHENAILER (Tennessee Stud by: Jimmy Driftwood)

Early in spring of two oh 3
We left Kuwait to hunt Iraqis
We never would have got through the hail of Scuds
If they hadn't been a-pounded by the Air Force studs

We had some trouble with Ouday’s pa
He and his brothers was some bad outlaws
We sent them a letter by my Uncle Sam
And delivered it quick with a thousand JDAM’s

CHORUS:
The American stud is long and lean
They’s red, white & blue and god damn mean
They got the nerve and they got the blood
And there never was a hoss like the American stud

One day we was ridin' toward old Baghdad
Medinah division was actin’ real mad
They fired their artie with a whoop and a yell
But we wiped ‘em out and sent ‘em to hell

The Karbala gap it fell real soon
And showed what American hoss could do
The Baghdad division lost a whole lotta blood
'Cause they was fightin with American studs

CHORUS
The American stud owns Umm Qasr
Feeds & waters our friends right thar
They soon found that we was right
The smiling faces were a wonderful sight

We drifted on up to fight them pussies
We crossed the river called the Euphrates
We fired our tanks at the T-72’s
Will split that iron like a shredder do

With the Fedayeen we couldn't yield
They used women & kids as human shields
Jerked our guns, the cowards died with a thud
Cause they’d done pissed off the American stud

CHORUS
The American stud takes all kinds
Women & men all races you’ll find
They got the best stuff money can buy
And they use it so well the enemy die

Jessica Lynch gave as good as she could
Shot them Iraqis as we knew she would
The America stud's green eyes turned red
'Cause he was a-dreamin' of a sweet revenge

We loped on back to her hospital room
We killed her captors and we sealed their doom
We found that girl with the golden hair
And she went ridin' with the Seals who dare

CHORUS
American stud is strong & mad
Armed to the teeth & twice as bad
Gonna roll right through the Republican Guard
And send them sons of bitches to their Allah, pard

Stirrup to stirrup and side by side
We fought through mountains and the valleys wide
We gonna tangle with 4 divisions more
When they gone won’t hear the word VAUNTED no more

Pretty little baby on the cabin floor
Little hoss colt playin' 'round the door
That sweet, tough girl with golden hair
Got rescued home to her boyfriend there.

CHORUS
We all mourn the losses and the sacrifice
Of our heroes who paid the ultimate price
We pray for their souls and their loved ones too
We’ll never forget what they did for me & you

[Mudboy Slim]

"soddomize Hussein"

I agree...eternal buggerin' fer all TyrantThugs in World History...MUD

BTW...I think SlickWillie's gonna be diggin' his...

[BOBTHENAILER]

"Turn out the lights! The party is over!"

I think the lights went out because somebody breached security checkpoint at the Baghdad airport. I hear they had to cear two concourses to root out the suspects.

Word is its al clear now and American, Delta, United and others will soon resume all scheduled flights out of George Bush Airport (new name for the Baghdad Airport).

[Mudboy Slim]

"soddomize Hussein"

I agree...eternal buggerin' fer all TyrantThugs in World History...MUD

BTW...I think SlickWillie's gonna be diggin' his...Unconditional Surrender!!

[Grampa Dave]

Actually that is Abu W. Free Iraqi International Airport.

[BOBTHENAILER]

Daschle will be happy we have Government Security Screeners at this new airport.

[Grampa Dave]

Dasshole's wife, Linda has been hired to lobby for the new Unions of Iraqi baggage handlers and airport security at Abu W. Free Iraqi International Airport.

[BOBTHENAILER]

Dasshole's wife, Linda has been hired to lobby for the new Unions of Iraqi baggage handlers and airport security at Abu W. Free Iraqi International Airport.

HAHAhahahahahaha.

Better buy L3 Communications stock.

[philman_36]

great job and thanks!!
Why, thank you and thank you.
(you have no idea how badly I needed an "atta-boy" for something/anything today)

[philman_36]

That was some time ago...you honor me.

[Mudboy Slim]

"So please wake up, America.
Oh please wake up.
Will any listen, or heed the call.
Will Americans hear, on deaf ears it'll fall.
If you won't listen, or acknowledge the truth.
To our nation's demise, it'll be forsooth."

Worth repeatin' ad ininitum...MUD

[philman_36]

And now you humble me...

[Mudboy Slim]

ROFL...that FauxHumility don't fly around here, my FRiend...MUD

[philman_36]

LOL!
Keep 'em singing Slim, keep 'em singing.
Catch you later my FRiend...