American Stud (to be sung to the tune of "Tennessee Stud"

April 3, 2003 | BOBTHENAILER

[BOBTHENAILER]

American Stud
by BOBTHENAILER (Tennessee Stud by: Jimmy Driftwood)

Early in spring of two oh 3
We left Kuwait to hunt Iraqis
We never would have got through the hail of Scuds
If they hadn't been a-pounded by the Air Force studs

We had some trouble with Ouday’s pa
He and his brothers was some bad outlaws
We sent them a letter by my Uncle Sam
And delivered it quick with a thousand JDAM’s

CHORUS:
The American stud is long and lean
They’s red, white & blue and god damn mean
They got the nerve and they got the blood
And there never was a hoss like the American stud

One day we was ridin' toward old Baghdad
Medinah division was actin’ real mad
They fired their artie with a whoop and a yell
But we wiped ‘em out and sent ‘em to hell

The Karbala gap it fell real soon
And showed what American hoss could do
The Baghdad division lost a whole lotta blood
'Cause they was fightin with American studs

CHORUS
The American stud owns Umm Qasr
Feeds & waters our friends right thar
They soon found that we was right
The smiling faces were a wonderful sight

We drifted on up to fight them pussies
We crossed the river called the Euphrates
We fired our tanks at the T-72’s
Will split that iron like a shredder do

With the Fedayeen we couldn't yield
They used women & kids as human shields
Jerked our guns, the cowards died with a thud
Cause they’d done pissed off the American stud

CHORUS
The American stud takes all kinds
Women & men all races you’ll find
They got the best stuff money can buy
And they use it so well the enemy die

Jessica Lynch gave as good as she could
Shot them Iraqis as we knew she would
The America stud's green eyes turned red
'Cause he was a-dreamin' of a sweet revenge

We loped on back to her hospital room
We killed her captors and we sealed their doom
We found that girl with the golden hair
And she went ridin' with the Seals who dare

CHORUS
American stud is strong & mad
Armed to the teeth & twice as bad
Gonna roll right through the Republican Guard
And send them sons of bitches to their Allah, pard

Stirrup to stirrup and side by side
We fought through mountains and the valleys wide
We gonna tangle with 4 divisions more
When they gone won’t hear the word VAUNTED no more

Pretty little baby on the cabin floor
Little hoss colt playin' 'round the door
That sweet, tough girl with golden hair
Got rescued home to her boyfriend there.

CHORUS
We all mourn the losses and the sacrifice
Of our heroes who paid the ultimate price
We pray for their souls and their loved ones too
We’ll never forget what they did for me & you

[BOBTHENAILER]

Dedicated to all who are fighting on our behalf. God Speed.

[BOBTHENAILER]

FYI - Check it out

[RetiredArmy]

Not breaking news dude. Front page maybe, but not breaking.

[Grampa Dave]

It has been a very sad and disappointing week for those who hate America and wanted to see our military fail.

May they all do the honorable thing that traitors do when their jig is up.

[BOBTHENAILER]

Not breaking news dude. Front page maybe, but not breaking.

MY mistake. Shouldn't have placed it there. Just having some fun with an old favorite song in dedication to the troops.

No self-agrandizement meant.

[RetiredArmy]

Not a problems. ;>) I think they just wanna keep BN open for exactly that, war breaking news.

[BOBTHENAILER]

It has been a very sad and disappointing week for those who hate America and wanted to see our military fail. May they all do the honorable thing that traitors do when their jig is up.

Couldn't agree more. Hope they are so depressed they hit the prozac so hard that wake up never comes.

[Grampa Dave]

Is it to early to have Dandy Don of Monday Nite Football years ago, to break out and sing, "Turn out the lights! The party is over!"

[BOBTHENAILER]

"Turn out the lights! The party is over!"

Either that or the party is just about to start. Air mobile assault on targeted leadership gathering with a combined ground assault on the Hammurabai division in Baghdad?

[Mudboy Slim]

Patriots Awake
(To be sung to the Moody Blues' "Nights in White Satin")

America's sons, whom the People don't heed.
Advice they have given, warnings when there was need.
Awaken the nation, to peril it seems.
Where we will end up, is it only for dreams.

So please wake up, America.
Oh please wake up.

Will any listen, or heed the call.
Will Americans hear, on deaf ears it'll fall.
If you won't listen, or acknowledge the truth.
To our nation's demise, it'll be forsooth.

So please wake up, America.
Oh please wake up.


7 posted on 10/26/2001 12:07 PM EDT by philman_36

[BOBTHENAILER]

So please wake up, America. Oh please wake up.

great job and thanks!!

[Mudboy Slim]

"Justa Prison Drone"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Like a Rollin' Stone")

Once upon a time, you spewed yer lies...
Danced the Bubba Jive with yo' wife...I WARNED YOU!!
Mudboy wrote and sang, "Beware, BOY, yer bound to fall..."
What ya think?! [that] I wuz...kiddin' you?!!

You used to...prance about...
Brain-dead Elitists...hangin' out.
Now, FOB's don't talk so loud...
Now they don't seem so proud...
About knowin' yer cellmate, Bubba, makes you squeeeeeeeeeeeal!!!
How does it feeeel?! Slick, how does it feeeel?!
Knowin' Prison's yer home...just a rock-crushin' ho'!!
Justa Prison Drone!!!

Ahhh...you went to the finest schools...
Alright, Slick Willie, but you know you only used to get...JUICED IN 'EM!!
You never learned, BOY, how to live within walls concrete...
And now yer gonna have to get...used to it!!
You say you never told them lies...
Never raped Lady J...didn't know about the spies...
We're not buyin' yer ol' alibis...
Slick, we'll avenge all them children...YOU have fried!!
Now, you say, "Do we want to...Make A Deal?!!"
I DON'T THINK SO!!!!
How does it feeeel?! Bill, how does it feeeel?!!
To be on yer own...with yer whole Legacy Blown...
Do ya hear me now?! Yer just a Chi-Com HO!!!

Ahh you...never turned around to see the frowns...
On yer spokesmen and yer clowns who all did...tricks fer you.
Slick, it's understood that you ain't no good...
Real Men wouldn't let Ol' Butch Reno take yer...licks fer you!!
You used to ride on Air Force One with ol' Arafat...
Then you sold all our nukes to them Chinese cats...
Ain't it hard...when you discover that...
You really ain't, BOY, where it's at?!!
Tell me, Slick, whatcha want fer yer last meal?!!
HOW DOES IT FEEL?! Gonna make you kneel...
Willie, yer on yer own...in the FReeper Zone!!
Yep...a complete unknown...YOU, WE SHALL DETHRONE!!

Ahhh...wake up, all of you Sheeple...FReep the Elites...
They're all partyin'...thinkin' Slick's...got it made!!
Showerin' Slick with precious gifts...
Where Slick's goin' them cellmates don't like TRAITORS...
They don't take kindly to RAPE!!
You used to be...so amused...
At my Mudboy Songs and my "Radical RightWing Views"...
Come to me...and kneel down...let's make some News!!
Slick, beg to me, "Mudboy, please don't tighten the noose!!"
Yer vulnerable now...and all yer secrets, we'll reveal!
HOW DOES IT FEEL?!! Bill, HOW DOES IT FEEL?!!!
To know you'll be DETHRONED!! Knowin' Prison's yer next home!!
Just a rock-crushin' 'HO!!! JUSTA PRISON DRONE!!!!

(Sweet harp to fade)

MUD

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RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE. DISBAR. DE-PENSION. INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

Operation SST...PROCEED PER SCHEDULE!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHmmmmmmmmmmmm...MUD!!

1 Posted on 07/22/2000 07:29:16 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Impeach@gain.harder!!)

)=^D...I ain't stoppin' 'til we're done!! How 'bout YOU?!!

[Mudboy Slim]

We all mourn the losses and the sacrifice
Of our heroes who paid the ultimate price
We pray for their souls and their loved ones too
We’ll never forget what they did for me & you

Zackley...MUD

[BOBTHENAILER]

Justa Prison Drone

What an unbelievably great job on that one my FRiend,

[BOBTHENAILER]

Lynch, a 19-year-old supply clerk, continued firing at the Iraqis even after she sustained multiple gunshot wounds and watched several other soldiers in her unit die around her in fighting March 23, one official said. The ambush took place after a 507th convoy, supporting the advancing 3rd Infantry Division, took a wrong turn near the southern city of Nasiriyah.

"She was fighting to the death," the official said. "She did not want to be taken alive."

From a Drudge article.

[Mudboy Slim]

It's a labor of love, my FRiend...ravinson's got some excellent FReeped Dylan...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Listenin' to this one now...

"House of the Vile Clinton"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's acoustic version of "House of the Risin' Sun")

In our White House down in ol' DeeCee...
There lives the Vile Clinton!!
And he's been the hero of many Lib'rals...
But Slick's a bag o' scum!!

Bill Clinton is a TRAITOR...
He sold our nukes fer cheap!!
Our FReedoms are endangered, folks...
'Cuz good Sheeple sleep!!

Now, good folks, the thing Slick Willie needs...
Is fer his TREASON to be judged!!
'Cuz the only way we'll stop his lyin'...
Is when we string him up!!

Slick killed them lasses down in Texas...
He torched that Waco Compound!!
Folks, the only pleasure Bill gets outta life...
Is when he's Abusin' his Power!!

I tell ya, Nation, listen...
We gotta do what must be done!!
Must show the Powers in ol' DeeCee...
That Justice is fer everyone!!

Folks, it's time to take on that Whore!!
Yes, we must remove his stain!!
We're marchin' back to ol' DeeCee...
Let's put that boy in chains!!

We're a'marchin' back to ol' DeeCee...
Slick's place is in Prison!!
We're goin' back to force Congress...
To Re-Impeach Clinton!!

It's our White House in ol' DeeCee...
We shan't condone TREASON!!
Must sing this tune of Justice, dear Lord...
Yes, we'll DETHRONE CLINTON!!!!

Mudboy Slim

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FReepers, we must...
RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE. DISBAR. DE-PENSION. INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

Please join your fellow FReepers in Washington, DC on the 12th of August of this year!!

WE SHALL DETHRONE THE TYRANT!!

FReegards...MUD

1 Posted on 07/08/2000 13:29:56 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Impeach@gain.harder!!)

[Mudboy Slim]

She's to be commended...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Muslims"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Angie")

Muslims...my FRiends...
When will yer Jihad disappear?!
Arabs...my bro's...
Help tell them zealots, "NEVER HERE!!"
With good Allah in their souls...
Saudi money...EVIL goals!!
Please explain why them folks died!!
But Muslims...my FRiends...
'Twas fer FReedom them Sheeple died!!

Allah...is innocent...yeah...
Koran's Right...put HATE aside!!
Muslims...we'll still love ya...
Lord Allah ain't fer gen-o-cide!!
All Left's dreams they were so close...
But they all went up in smoke!!
Let me whisper in yer ear,
"Osama...bin Laden...YOU SHALL JOIN ALLAH THIS YEAR!!!"

(Haunting keyboard solo)

So...daughters, gently sleep...
Fer yer futures Right does FReep!!
Avenge bin Laden's shameless crimes!!
And soldiers...our sons, ain't no way we'll say "Goodbye!"

'Cuz there's lovin' in our souls...
And there's Honor in our goals!!
Fer yer FReedom we shall fight!!
'Cuz Muslims...FReepers love ya, baby...
Everywhere Left looks, they'll fear our Might!!
We won't let Lib'rals git their claws in you...
C'mon FReepers, join our fight!!
Allah...Allah...ain't it good to be alive?!
Muslims...my FRiends...you can't say MUD never tried...

FReegards...MUD

[BOBTHENAILER]

All Left's dreams they were so close... But they all went up in smoke!! Let me whisper in yer ear, "Osama...bin Laden...YOU SHALL JOIN ALLAH THIS YEAR!!!"

Perfect mr FRiend. Ol Soddom ain't with Allah however. I think the Great Satan is even now using his red hot pitchfork to soddomize Hussein.

HAHAHAHAHAhahahahahah