Posted on 04/03/2003 8:58:25 AM PST by BOBTHENAILER
American Stud
by BOBTHENAILER (Tennessee Stud by: Jimmy Driftwood)
Early in spring of two oh 3
We left Kuwait to hunt Iraqis
We never would have got through the hail of Scuds
If they hadn't been a-pounded by the Air Force studs
We had some trouble with Oudays pa
He and his brothers was some bad outlaws
We sent them a letter by my Uncle Sam
And delivered it quick with a thousand JDAMs
CHORUS:
The American stud is long and lean
Theys red, white & blue and god damn mean
They got the nerve and they got the blood
And there never was a hoss like the American stud
One day we was ridin' toward old Baghdad
Medinah division was actin real mad
They fired their artie with a whoop and a yell
But we wiped em out and sent em to hell
The Karbala gap it fell real soon
And showed what American hoss could do
The Baghdad division lost a whole lotta blood
'Cause they was fightin with American studs
CHORUS
The American stud owns Umm Qasr
Feeds & waters our friends right thar
They soon found that we was right
The smiling faces were a wonderful sight
We drifted on up to fight them pussies
We crossed the river called the Euphrates
We fired our tanks at the T-72s
Will split that iron like a shredder do
With the Fedayeen we couldn't yield
They used women & kids as human shields
Jerked our guns, the cowards died with a thud
Cause theyd done pissed off the American stud
CHORUS
The American stud takes all kinds
Women & men all races youll find
They got the best stuff money can buy
And they use it so well the enemy die
Jessica Lynch gave as good as she could
Shot them Iraqis as we knew she would
The America stud's green eyes turned red
'Cause he was a-dreamin' of a sweet revenge
We loped on back to her hospital room
We killed her captors and we sealed their doom
We found that girl with the golden hair
And she went ridin' with the Seals who dare
CHORUS
American stud is strong & mad
Armed to the teeth & twice as bad
Gonna roll right through the Republican Guard
And send them sons of bitches to their Allah, pard
Stirrup to stirrup and side by side
We fought through mountains and the valleys wide
We gonna tangle with 4 divisions more
When they gone wont hear the word VAUNTED no more
Pretty little baby on the cabin floor
Little hoss colt playin' 'round the door
That sweet, tough girl with golden hair
Got rescued home to her boyfriend there.
CHORUS
We all mourn the losses and the sacrifice
Of our heroes who paid the ultimate price
We pray for their souls and their loved ones too
Well never forget what they did for me & you
I agree...eternal buggerin' fer all TyrantThugs in World History...MUD
BTW...I think SlickWillie's gonna be diggin' his...
I think the lights went out because somebody breached security checkpoint at the Baghdad airport. I hear they had to cear two concourses to root out the suspects.
Word is its al clear now and American, Delta, United and others will soon resume all scheduled flights out of George Bush Airport (new name for the Baghdad Airport).
I agree...eternal buggerin' fer all TyrantThugs in World History...MUD
BTW...I think SlickWillie's gonna be diggin' his...Unconditional Surrender!!
HAHAhahahahahaha.
Better buy L3 Communications stock.
Worth repeatin' ad ininitum...MUD
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