[proud American in Canada]

Hope you guys like it! :) And if anyone knows how to make a line break so that it looks like a poem, I'd love to hear how to do it! :)

[proud American in Canada]

Hope you guys don't mind if I ping you... it's been a long time since I posted regularly here. :)

[Dionysius]

Good, Proud. How about--

Starry-eyed Susan the Red
Lured Saddam Hussein to her bed
But when she went out
To powder her snout
He buggered Tim Robbins instead.

[proud American in Canada]

thanks for your replies on other threads... FR is such a huge site it's easy to lose them...

[GirlShortstop]

I wrote this limerick today for a friend of mine who has family in the Air Force currently fighting in Iraq.

I'm glad we have good people like you to the north of us!    In order to line-break, you need to insert <br> at the end of each line.   Good work pAiC!

[proud American in Canada]

ping! :)

[skr]

I liked it indeed!

Here's my attempt:

There once was a senator named Tom
Who said that Bush’s diplomacy was a bomb
He was very, very sad
That UN relations were so bad
And that we’d be so unfair to Saddam.

[dandelion]

For your reading pleasure, courtesy of ME!!

The Oscars this year were so dismal
With peaceniks and rantings abysmal
But when Michael Moore
Said the War he'd Abhor
The viewers broke out Pepto-Bismol.

Hurrah for the land of the free!
May it wave as our Banner "for-e'er"
But all those who boast
That our Nation is toast
Should be humped by a big horny bear.

Our Soldiers, Sailors and Marines
Eat freeze-dried potatoes and beans
But our Zoomies live fine
On lobster and wine
But no French - Florida Muscadine.

[nettlsome]

Here I go and don't even know what to say
Tom Dasheel the the slut and boil on the butt
of the good US of A. Or perhaps the tweedling of
Kuric whose needling negative points every day.
Maybe myopia,inertia, sepsia propel those so gay whose lack of a future, religion and nurture allow them to get in the way.

[Dionysius]

I can't help it, I'm an addict. Here's one more --

Ed Asner, the peaceniks' proud Caesar
Bristled when called "an appeaser".
He said, "It's not true,
"You haven't a clue.
"I'm a rat, and a treasonous geezer."

[Dionysius]

(I hope I'm not in trouble with this one.)

I can't get a line on Rich Gere.
There's really no proof that he's queer.
But it's hard not to note
The rumors that float
Of creatures deployed up his rear.

[BigWaveBetty]

Thanks for the link to your thread, it's great. But I'm going to have to ponder this for a while. I'll try and think up a good one. :-)

[Neets]

Great!!!!

Thanks Ma'am.

[My back yard]

Hey, I'm a big fan of a lively limerick, for sure. I will see if I can come up with one too, or three.