[Dionysius]

(I hope I'm not in trouble with this one.)

I can't get a line on Rich Gere.
There's really no proof that he's queer.
But it's hard not to note
The rumors that float
Of creatures deployed up his rear.

[proud American in Canada]

ROFLMAO!! You guys are phenomenal!
I knew there were a lot of brilliant freepers.. "creatures deployed up his rear..." hee hee... ;) :)

[Samwise]

ROTFLMAO.