Apple Computer Trashes Bush On Corporate Website (satire)

Crazy Apple Rumors Site ^ | Friday March 21st | Apple Computer

[Consort]

That's President Bush, to you, and don't forget it.

[Hildy]

That joke is so two years ago. I'm surprised that Apple would do that. Could you imagine if a huge Corporation trashed Clinton when he was Pres. The bar has been lowered again.

[JZoback]

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[Sofa King]

This seems more like a slam against Gore than Bush.

[cactusSharp]

think this is funny ? give me an Apple and I'll riddle
it with a shotgun...new or used ..makes no difference

[Hodar]

Yeah, I heard Gore was appointed to Apple's Board of Directors. My question is 'Why?'. What does Al Gore bring to the party? He has no technical savvy, he's not a flambouyant personality, he definitely polarizes the company's appeal, and he is not well connected in the industry.

Considering that Apple is, and has been on the cusp of going under for decades; one would think that they would try to avoid doing stupid, alienating things. This news has been of neglible impact to their stock price .... so far.

Don't get me wrong, I work in the PC industry; but I do love Macs. Some of the older Macs have my designs in them (part of one of my old job). They are robust, easy to use, and have untrained elementary/high school teachers as the primary IT support. That says a LOT.

[Redleg Duke]

Hey, any company that would put Algore on its corporate board isn't really a bright and shining star!

[HuntsvilleTxVeteran]

Al says i can not tell a lie.(sic)

I chopped down the apple tree.

[woofer]

Bush Demands Recount

Stupid nerds...they spelled Gore wrong.

[South40]

[MrFred]

I thought it was humourous when i saw this earlier. But now that I see this on the Apple corporate website, i have to ask, what are they thinking. It is completely inappropriate for a company to have this type of stuff on the corp website. Go Linux, Dump Apple.

[concerned about politics]

The Bush administration indicated that if a recount was not successful, they would take the matter to the Supreme Court."

Nothing wrong with doing the right thing. We live in a Republic, not a left wing socialist state based on mob rule.
Will the leftists ever learn anything? ;-)

[concerned about politics]

Where's the humor? Bush has never asked for a recount.

LOL. Good point. LOL.

[Shaginator]

Well Steve Jobs owes Al Gore... after all Al invented the Mac...

[steplock]

Another bunch of SLIMEY PIGS!

FREEP 'EM~ here;s there CONTACT PAGE:

http://www.apple.com/contact/

A whole bi list!

[Jhoffa_]

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Yes, but it appears to be an officially sanctioned spoof.

I don't know why they took algor onto the board of directors, but I don't appreciate this kind of thing on a corprate website that Gore is involved with. It smacks of sour grapes and whining.

I have never been a big fan of Mac's, but I know I sure as hell wouldn't think of touching one as long as they are behaving like this.

Apple computer just did what I previously believed was impossible.. They became even more irrelevent.

[ninenot]

"attempt" is the word. Lame is a better word. Brainless is the best word for a company that wants Gore on the Bored.

[chance33_98]

Apple is still in business? Linux will fix that problem...

[riri]

I just sent them a blazing email. As a die hard Apple user, I will never buy their product again.

[nmh]

The sore loser, Gore is at it again. He must be eating his heart out at BUsh' s success in Iraq.