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New Elephant Jokes (Vanity)
My Daughter
| 3/17/03
| ArGee
Posted on 03/17/2003 8:07:42 AM PST by ArGee
Two new Elephant jokes, for which my daughter deserves the credit:
Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?
A: Here come the elephants.
Q: What did Jaques Chirac say when he saw the elephants coming?
A: I surrender.
Q: What's the difference between an elephant and a French officer?
A: The elephant will charge.
TOPICS: Humor
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Seriously, my 16-year-old was asking for new (old) elephant jokes to share with her friends so I was trying to help her out. The real answer to "What did Chirac say..." was (translate "Here come the elephants" into French) but she came up with "I surrender."
The "The elephant will charge" line was also entirely hers.
So, FReepers, any more Franco-elephant jokes you can think of?
Shalom.
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posted on
03/17/2003 8:07:42 AM PST
by
ArGee
To: JohnHuang2
Might you have a ping list or two that could appreciate these?
Shalom.
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posted on
03/17/2003 8:08:34 AM PST
by
ArGee
(I did not come through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a serving-man... - Gandalf)
To: ArGee
Q: What did the Human Shield say we she saw the bulldozier coming?
A: Apparently they didn't hear her say anything and the rest is history.
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posted on
03/17/2003 8:12:26 AM PST
by
U S Army EOD
(Served in Korea, Vietnam and still fighting America's enemies on Home Front)
To: Diogenesis
Perhaps you might appreciate these?
Shalom.
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posted on
03/17/2003 9:31:25 AM PST
by
ArGee
(I did not come through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a serving-man... - Gandalf)
To: ArGee
Okay The elephants charging France? Wouldn't that be tanamount to George Bush and the Republicans charging France?
To: psychopuppy
That could work as an editorial cartoon.
Good thinking.
Shalom.
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posted on
03/17/2003 11:56:20 AM PST
by
ArGee
(I did not come through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a serving-man... - Gandalf)
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