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Seriously, my 16-year-old was asking for new (old) elephant jokes to share with her friends so I was trying to help her out. The real answer to "What did Chirac say..." was (translate "Here come the elephants" into French) but she came up with "I surrender."

The "The elephant will charge" line was also entirely hers.

So, FReepers, any more Franco-elephant jokes you can think of?

Shalom.

1 posted on 03/17/2003 8:07:42 AM PST by ArGee
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To: JohnHuang2
Might you have a ping list or two that could appreciate these?

Shalom.

2 posted on 03/17/2003 8:08:34 AM PST by ArGee (I did not come through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a serving-man... - Gandalf)
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To: ArGee
Q: What did the Human Shield say we she saw the bulldozier coming?

A: Apparently they didn't hear her say anything and the rest is history.
3 posted on 03/17/2003 8:12:26 AM PST by U S Army EOD (Served in Korea, Vietnam and still fighting America's enemies on Home Front)
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To: Diogenesis
Perhaps you might appreciate these?

Shalom.

4 posted on 03/17/2003 9:31:25 AM PST by ArGee (I did not come through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a serving-man... - Gandalf)
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To: ArGee
Okay The elephants charging France? Wouldn't that be tanamount to George Bush and the Republicans charging France?

5 posted on 03/17/2003 11:47:45 AM PST by psychopuppy
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