[Pharmboy]

Are we NEVER to be rid of this guy?

The only way the music would be appropriate for him to be involved with would be the Incidental Music for a Visit to a Brothel by BJ Bach (the illegitimate son of Johann Sebastian)

[RightWhale]

This is awesome. He should have taken a career in theater instead of politics. He would be much happier today, and so would we.

[EggsAckley]

"The works say a lot about Clinton as a person and a politician. They speak to the issues that he's been about," said David Itkin, the music director and conductor of the Arkansas symphony.

In other words, the works are porn pieces.

[Joan912]

Anymore BillyBoy elicits either a yawn or a laugh. How absolutely galling it must be to him that the world's biggest ego-maniac is not taken seriously about anything.

[aShepard]

gamely answer questions about whether he wore boxers or briefs.

???GAMELY???

Little did we know then that he would be remembered solely by the contents of those shorts!

Disgusting pig!

[Moby Grape]

"Rapists in Blue" by Strauss comes to my mind.

[HuntsvilleTxVeteran]

Will he play a french horn?

[TADSLOS]

The Arkansas Symphony Orchestra warms up:

[hapy]

nice to know he has moved his hand up... but it stills smells

[leadpenny]

Well, the boy has done just about everything now.

Wonder if he has ever tried doing magic tricks? If not, he could start with making himself disappear.

[Alberta's Child]

Arkansas Symphony Orchestra?

He's probably going to be in charge of the kazoo section.

[lilylangtree]

Wasn't Lincoln a Republican? Also, Clintoon's wife and Lincoln's wife had something in common--both were intensely disliked because both had crappy dispositions.

[dirtboy]

Clinton will also read from the "I Have a Dream" speech of civil rights leader Dr. Martin Luther King,

I can just see it:

"Ah dream of the day when white girls and black girls will line up together to service my member..."

[sheik yerbouty]

A line from "Becket" comes to mind..

[nonsporting]

"Narrator?" Won't it be like Andy Griffith as a country hick covering a football game? "What it was, was Mozzzart."

[Ruth A.]

Does this mean the high-priced speaking engagements are drying up?

[Free_at_last_-2001]

Clinton Tries Hand ... - sad tosser!

[jpl]

After the symphony is over, he's going to break out into a rendition of Mitch Ryder and the Detroit Wheels' "Devil with a Blue Dress On".

[steve-b]

The works say a lot about Clinton as a person and a politician.

The Arkansas Symphony Orchestra is playing porno movie soundtracks?

[P.O.E.]

[Bigg Red]

"The works say a lot about Clinton as a person and a politician. They speak to the issues that he's been about," said David Itkin, the music director and conductor of the Arkansas symphony.

Gee, the initial description of the works didn't make it sound like they were about corruption, perjury, rape, and treason