Hollywood can take their anti-war petition and shove it where the son don't shine

March 10, 2003 | Arpege92

[Arpege92]

Dear Hollywood,

I have found it very difficult to read or listen to anything you say or do, but I force myself anyway. I think it is important for us to know exactly what it is the Hollywood anti-war and anti-Bush crowd are thinking and saying to the world because it is a constant reminder of what I don't believe in.

I wonder why the people of Hollywood feel it is their duty to get up on a soap box and preach the do's and don'ts to the rest of us? Is it an un-written law that those who become famous and wealthy in Hollywood are required to tell the rest of us how to live, eat, drive and vote? I notice how self-important Hollywood stars become and they can always count on each other to boost this self-importance.

As an average citizen in this great country, I wan't to tell you that I can see right through your phony Hollywood crappola and rest assure that I am not the only one. I wanted to let Hollywood know that as you are polishing your awards and counting your money, average citizens are sending their sons, daughters, husbands and wives off to war just so you can continue climbing your soap boxes and bargaining for huge amounts of money in up coming films which by the way haven't been very good recently. Just thought you should know that.

I do wish that Hollywood stars could behave like the stars of yesterday but considering what I am seeing and hearing coming out of Hollywood, that's too much to ask for. Oh well, I don't mind at all watching the old black and white movies with so much class.

The probability of Hollywood reading this letter is not very good and that's o.k. because the probability of my renting another movie from Block Buster is not very good either. Like Jessica Lange stated about our president, I just feel the need to get this off of my chest and shout to the whole world that I hate everything she and her anit-war, anti-Bush cohorts stand for. They are not the president and they do not speak for me, so when I tell them that they can take their Hollywood anti-war petition and shove it where the sun don't shine....they will take offense! Hey, if they can dish it out, they should be able to take it!

An Average Citizen

[Argh]

I wonder why the people of Hollywood feel it is their duty to get up on a soap box and preach the do's and don'ts to the rest of us?

Has anyone ever heard one of those professional phonies answer this excellent question?

(The answer's probably something to do with their desperate need for love or acceptance, and attention, and publicity, but who cares?)

[VRWCmember]

I'm not a person with a clue, but I played one in a movie once. So I think that qualifies me to pontificate on matters of national security. Furthermore, my portrayal of a person with a clue gives me particularly relevant insight into the personality and character of clue-possessing citizens throughout this great country who share my embarrassment at being an American and my loathing of the imperialists who make up the right wing of the republican party. Therefore, it is my duty to use my position of fame and influence, along with my access to a platform through such great institutions as Entertainment Tonight, Access Hollywood, People, and Oprah, to share the brilliance I have gained from portraying people who actually have a clue in voicing my opposition to this war, which through no logic or factual information I am certain is about oil and money.

< /sarcasm >

[Arpege92]

LOL

[Argh]

I say, by George, you've got it! :^)