This picture really bugs me Mike.
Posted on 03/06/2003 11:33:29 AM PST by Blue Scourge
Man Sues Tom Ridge Over Duct Tape Fears
Corona, CA - Tom Ridge's advice to Americans to stock up on duct tape and plastic has sparked a lawsuit which has been filed against him, the Department of Homeland Security and President George W. Bush.
Steven J. Bosell, the owner of B & B Construction in Corona, California, has filed a lawsuit claiming emotional distress, personal injury and sexual dysfunction after he wrapped his "privates" in duct tape to protect them from a biological attack.
"After watching Mr. Ridge on television advising us to stock up on duct tape and plastic, I went to the local Costco and bought $100 worth of duct tape to protect myself", Bosell said. "When I got home, I taped up my windows and doors. After I did that I realized if survivors like myself are going to reproduce and populate the Earth after a biological attack, we have to protect our privates as well."
Bosell claimed in his lawsuit he wrapped his "privates" in duct tape as test of "Homeland Security". When he tried to remove the tape, Bosell injured himself when the tape began peeling off skin and body hair. After calling an ambulance, Bosell was taken to the hospital where the doctors and nurses laughed at him.
"I told the doctors and nurses at the hospital if they laughed, I would file a lawsuit against them and the hospital. They laughed anyways and I now have another lawsuit pending" Bosell said with tears streaming down his face. "They went out their way to make me look like a fool. Once I saw the doctors scalpel go toward my privates, I totally lost it and blacked out".
Also named in the lawsuit is the President of the United States, George W. Bush. "President Bush is just as liable for injury to my reproductive future because he hired Mr. Ridge to run the Department of Homeland Security and Mr. Ridge gave the nation bad advice. They also make me look like a fool." Bosell sobbed.
The Department of Homeland Security and the Bush Administration have no comment on Mr. Bosell's lawsuit.
Corona times,
When I was in high school and everyone was listening to Vanilla Ice and M.C. Hammer, I was listening to My Bloody Valentine, Ride, Dinosaur Jr., Flaming Lips, M.C. 900 Ft. Jesus, etc.
Doesn't this sound like Blondie, Sterolab? My vote for album of the year for 2003, thus far. Sorry -- I'm getting off topic.
Real(Player) audio stream:
Super Collider (excellent, exploding refrain appears about 40 seconds into the song)
He went out of his way to make a fool of himself. He lost it way before the doctor approached with the scalpel.
If it wasn't so pathetic it would be funny. That's pathetic with a big screaming P . Okay, it is funny.
Normally, there are 101 uses for everything. I don't think this would EVER have been included, therefore, the 102nd, LOL!
Not intended for use as.....
No offense intended....
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