Spread a Little on Me ( Stupid baby names)

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[Ditter]

We knew a girl named Regina, we always seemed to mispronounce it. he he

[Ignatz]

Gawd! If I see/meet one more Amber Nichol or Misty Dawn....I think I'll extricate myself from society in general!

As a occasional visitor to, uh, "exotic dance" clubs, I can tell you that Madison is definitely a stripper's name. Every club has a Madison!

I met a guy named Jett Propulsion once.....

And now, in fairness, my two daughter's names:
Bryony Jayne (My wife's idea with all the "y's"
Roseanna Jillaine

Take yer best shots, kids! lol!

[A_perfect_lady]

This crap has gone too far. We are becoming a nation of people with stupid names.

I'm with you. My names of choice are Anne, Jane, and Mary for girls, Max, Jack, and Zach for boys.

[TroutStalker]

A person I know of has the last name of Sass. It doesn't matter what you put on as the first name, it can be funny.

Have you seen Julie Sass? What did you hear from Julie Sass? Julie Sass is a huge supporter.

Talk about being the butt of jokes.

My wife is about ready to hit me over this one.

[Lazamataz]

I'm with you. My names of choice are Anne, Jane, and Mary for girls, Max, Jack, and Zach for boys.

Throatwarbler Mangrove for a boy.

PotatoCleaner Waxontop for a girl.

[Lazamataz]

As a occasional visitor to, uh, "exotic dance" clubs, I can tell you that Madison is definitely a stripper's name. Every club has a Madison!

Even our Constitution has a James Madison!

You shouldda seen the guy do a pole dance!

[Centurion2000]

My Engineering Econ teacher’s name was Phock Do

That's almost as bad as Long Duck Dong ... (from "Pretty in Pink")

[anotherdubya]

Co-worker kids names...

Trooper
Hunter
Canyon

then there is the Champion's two boys

National &
Grand

make me wonder...

[Centurion2000]

The chairman of the LA county school board was a Doctor Doctor

What's our vector Victor ?
Roger Roger.

[visualops]

My former boss's OB/GYN was Dr. Finger.

[grunt03]

A large list of baby names can be found at http://www.babynameaddicts.com

[Snuffington]

This one made me laugh out loud for real. Not many writers can do that. Combination of good writing to WAY too close to home.

My tongue is forever raw and bleeding from me having to bite it when another of my friends or family tells me another new child's name.

[B-Chan]

I think Ann (Anne) is a lovely name, as is Gretchen (dimunitive of Greta, which is short for Margurethe, a fine old Teutonic name). Sadly, my daughters will not be named Anne or Greta because two of my old girlfriends (who are both well-known to Mrs. B-chan) are named Ann and Greta!

When we have our kids, the first girl will be Echo Frances (after her grandmothers, Echo and Frances) and the first boy will be Johann Basil (after his grandfather and great uncle respectively), nicknamed Han. We're thinking Wehrner for second boy, but haven't made a decision on that one yet.

Our second daughter will be Isabella Paige, after the great Catholic Queen of Spain and my wife's late grandfather respectively, and will be called "Bell".

Saints and ancestors! Tradition!

[GraniteStateConservative]

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[visualops]

I have 2 cousins, brothers Bo and Cody.

(They live in OKC and I assume the names are fine there)

[hunyb]

What is your opinion of Tanner for a boy?

[GraniteStateConservative]

with Cage as "Azz-wee-pay"

[visualops]

Years ago I had a roommate named Willow Brook Storm.


She was from the San Fernando Valley ;^)

[GraniteStateConservative]

I really wonder how many Condoleezza's there will be in the next few years.

[wordsofearnest]

How about Hardin Long and Harry Armes.