Throatwarbler Mangrove for a boy.
PotatoCleaner Waxontop for a girl.
Heh. I know a couple, personally (this is not a friend of a friend story), her last name is Jolly, his is Burger, they are expecting in three months and bully their relatives with the threat of naming their child Sporky Lee Jolly-Burger. I think they're just kidding.... I think...