Spread a Little on Me ( Stupid baby names)

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[arthurus]

is horrifying to think of the crap these victims of stupid parents are going to take from there schoolmates

From your schoolmates, perhaps, many years ago. Those kids will grow up in schools where half or more of their schoolmates will have the samy badges of parental illiteracy and stupidity.

[DeFault User]

I know a real dim bulb who named her son, "Raider."

No class. I named my kids after Cowboy quarterbacks.

[JoeSixPack1]

DICK FARMER'S HARLEY DAVIDSON of ORLANDO, INC.

Dick had 3 stores. He sold them all in '99. But not before he turned all three of them over to his son,- - Dick Jr.

Harley dealer shirts are prized. But 3 inch gloss lettering of "DICK FARMER'S" across the top of a tee is not a good fashion statement.

But knuckle sandwiching the big mouths keep you in shape. :-) (and lawsuits) :-(

[Malichi]

My wife is pregnant with our third and she wants to name him some goofy name. Our first is Carson Elizabeth( wife's Grandmother's maiden name plus wife's middle name), second is John Allen "Jack"(my dad's first name and my name) and she wants to name the third something like Crawford or Griffin or Cole which have no connection to my family or hers. Don't you all think James Robert is a good name(her dad's first and her late uncle's first, who was killed in a car wreck when he was in college) and no we're not going to call him Jim Bob. Oh and by the way, my mother had a Nosmo King Luckett and a Latrina Drain in her first grade class at Luther Branson Elementary School in Farmhaven, MS.
TAW

[arthurus]

Andrea Doria is a good name.I have to look it up for just who it was but it was a famous general of some sort.Here, I found it... it's at http://82.1911encyclopedia.org/D/DO/DORIA_ANDREA.htm . Go look it up and see who you are named for. It is a GOOD name.

[arthurus]

As if that weren't bad enough, they stood for Baby Jane.

A good friend's little brother was "Baby James" until he got old enough to change it legally.

[DeFault User]

Some years ago there was an Insurance Commissioner in Mississippi named, I kid you not, Harry Box.

[arthurus]

Nosmo King. An old three stooges gag.

I met one such , a sergeant in the Air Force

Pronounced Nozzmoe. Another sergeant I met was not given any name at birth and had to fill in his enlistment paper work with N/A for 1st name and N/A for middle name. When I met him he had been Sgt. Na Na M____ for 19 years.

[hattend]

Don't you all think James Robert is a good name(her dad's first and her late uncle's first, who was killed in a car wreck when he was in college) and no we're not going to call him Jim Bob.

James Robert is great....JR for short.

[arthurus]

Justin Case I'm not kidding. It was sad.

The case families are like the Butts families in the far southeast. There is always one Justin Case and one or more Seegar(or Cigar or Seeger) Butts.

[Malichi]

I also have seen a Luscious Bush.

[arthurus]

here in our part of the Midwest, the spelling "Rebekah" is rather common. < P>There is not really a "correct" spelling for this name becausethey are all transliteration from a language that does/did not use the Latin alphabet.

[Loyalist]

There is a French-Canadian priest here in Ottawa by the name of Doris (Doh-Ree) Laplante.

I believe it's a French version of an obscure saint's name, the kind of name that French Canadians used to name their sons: Alyre, Irenee, Evariste, Onesime, Hormidas, Ludger, Aurelien, Dorylas, Amadee, Hermenegilde, Sulpice, etc.

[stuartcr]

The Hogg sisters were circa 1955, eastern NC.

[Ditter]

I like real names too. Like the real man whos real name is Peter Handler.

[arthurus]

Major Major of Catch-22 fame.

That was Major Major Major Major.

[Uncle Sausage]

Don't forget the immigrant Swede named Sam Ting.

[Uncle Sausage]

Good thing his last name wasn't Mee

[arthurus]

sometimes wonder if that practice ever backfired in the era of corporate political correctness: "Taylor Smith...no

Didn't happen. Taylor and Madison are purely girls' names now.

[RightOnline]

"I heard one woman calling called her daughter, Misty Dawn. The nurse in the hospital asked if they had a boy were they calling him, Stormy Weekend?"

I can top that. We live in North Raleigh, NC.....a rather hoity-toity area. My teenaged daughter babysat for just the nicest couple you'd ever want to know, in a yuppie sort of way....and watched their two lovely children: Chardonnay (girl) and Stetson (boy).

I wish I could say I was kidding.