Spread a Little on Me ( Stupid baby names)

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[RedWhiteBlue]

I don't know about any Ima Hogg from NC, but there was a real MISS IMA HOGG from Texas, and she was a prominent historical figure.

[tnlibertarian]

I tried to make one, but my fingers wouldn't let me finish.

[girlscout]

Then I guess the poor child stuck with the name Robin Banks has their career path already laid out;-)

[arthurus]

I was at the Du Quoin State Fair in Illinois 2 years ago. In Duquoin about a third of the kids are twins and about a third have red hair and they all look identical and they all seem to share no more than a dozen names among them. There was a crowed of them by a frog slide and just for a lark, I yelled "Caleb!" Out of the 30 or so kids in the mob fully 8 heads turned and said "what?" My daughter gave me a news clip she got from the TV station she works at that told of a grade school teacher in Du Quoin who had six sets of twins in her class. It seems that the folks thereabouts will take their kids out of school before they will let their twins get split up.

[RedWhiteBlue]

Dweezel Zappa, Moon Unit Zappa, and Clint Eastwood Zappa.

[Mr. Mojo]

Did you get those photos from Jay Leno's "Headlines" segment? Or does Leno get them from you (or your source)?

[TrappedInLiberalHell]

There's a dentist in the town I grew up in, named Dr. Hurt. And EggsAckley, I believe, knows of a chiropractor named Dr. Bonebrake.

[T Minus Four]

Well, I hate to say this, but all three Chesters I've known in my life have been deemed "Chester the Molester" for no very good reason except it was fun to say.

And I wonder who could look at a little baby and decide she was a Lurleen. I always thought it sounded like someone was choking on their own tongue (sorry Aunt Lurleen!)

[Reagan Disciple]

True story, my brother-in-law went to open school night for my 7yr old nephew and overheard the teacher say to the mother of a girl in his class;

Teacher - "Your daughter's name is so unique. Is it a family name?"
Mother - "No, I got it out of the Sears catalog."

The girl's name was Pa-ja-ma, or pajama to you and me.

My brother-in-law is not talented enough to come up with this by himself.

[null and void]

Did your mom name you before or after it sank?

I'm glad you didn't say:

Did your mom name you before or after she went down?

[WaveThatFlag]

I also knew a Misty Frost in college

She had nothing on Olympic gold medalist swimmer Misty Hymen.

[jra]

Not an urban legend...my uncle worked for the _____________ board of Education for years as a counselor.

He's actually tested these boys...

[Cyber Ninja]

My Engineering Econ teacher’s name was Phock Do.

[doodad]

Hmmm...I guess I better come clean. I was a geologist in a former life and my wife is Eirephile so we named her Mica Skye. She goes by Mica. Hey at least it wasn't Crystal or Ruby.

[hattend]

And I wonder who could look at a little baby and decide she was a Lurleen

A person who watches the Simpson's. Lurleen was a country western singer who had Homer for a manager.

[ctlpdad]

GEEEEESH!, you havin a bad day? no flowers for Saint Valentines day, or does this thread hit home?

[WSGilcrest]

Received them in an email. don't know the source.

Also, I went to school with Jack Mehoff.

[WaveThatFlag]

There's a dentist in the town I grew up in, named Dr. Hurt. And EggsAckley, I believe, knows of a chiropractor named Dr. Bonebrake.

At my college, the Dean of students was named Barbra Dean. When you got in trouble, you had to visit Dean Dean. Always reminded me of Major Major of Catch-22 fame.

[FeliciaCat]

I dont see anything wrong with Taylor or Riley....how is either name "trashy"????? whoever wrote this story is totally ignorant.