Spread a Little on Me ( Stupid baby names)

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[Argh]

Here, pingeroonie, this might entertain people who call themselves "exsexmommy" and "WhyisaTexblahblahblahblah" more than it did me.

[ladylib]

Wasn't there a Gennifer Flowers about ten years ago....oh, nevermind.

[ctlpdad]

I had a school mate named Billy Boyle who had a brother Lance

[SubSailor]

Reminds me of Kay Elemenope. (When prounouncing the second name, think "Penelope")

Maybe she was named after the alphabet L M N O P ?

Ding Ding Ding! You win the prize! K L M N O P!

[dyed_in_the_wool]

You know the kicker on the then Houston Oilers named his son after the logo on the helmet: Derrick.

[Our man in washington]

Naming kids is hard. You just never know the results.

I was born in 1966.

My parents wanted to give me a name that was a bit unusual. They decided on "Jason". Yes, that really was an unusual name back then.

[Captainpaintball]

I was in a doctor's office, where I stumbled on a local Philly-area magazine (Main Line Magazine?) article about funny baby names. One of the names was pronounced "SHA-THEED" but spelled, according to the magazine, "SHITHEAD"

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

From the Fulton County Birth Announcements 2002:

Zachary and Elisabeth Morrow are happy to announce the arrival of their new brother, Jayce Talyn Morrow. Jayce was born on Jan. 12.

Trinity Taylor Martinez was born to proud parents J.D. and Jennifer Martinez of Wauseon on April 6, 2002. Trinity was born at the Fulton County Health Center at 6:02 p.m., weighing 7 pounds, 13 ounces, and measuring 20 inches long.

Kyleigh and Payton Robinson would like to announce the arrival of their new little sister, Jensyn BreeAnn. Jensyn was born on Aug. 7 at 8:14 a.m. weighing 7 pounds, 6 ounces, and measuring 21 1/2 inches long.

Noah and Caden Burget are happy to announce the arrival of their baby sister, Jettie Kay. Jettie was born on Sept. 3, 2002 at the Toledo Hospital. She weighed 7 lbs. 12 oz. and was 20 1/2 inches long.

Future Stripper Alert!!!!

O.J. Jarkowski and Brenda Myers would like to announce the birth of their twin daughters, Tiffany Lynn and Brittany Marie Jarkowski. They were born at 6:37 and 6:38 p.m., Tuesday, Sept. 17, at St. Vincent's Hospital.

It is with special pleasure that Stacie and Steve Radabaugh, of Archbold, announce the birth of their son, Jaxon Tyne Radabaugh. Jax was born on Dec. 8, 2002, at 10:44 p.m.

Riley Noah Krieger-Oyer and his parents, Jared and KyLee Oyer, would like to announce the birth of Eleanor Annalene Oyer.

Mr. and Mrs. Paul and Peggie Haywood of Hurricane, W. Va., are pleased to announce the birth of twins, boy and girl on Nov. 2. Peyton( a girl) weighed 6 lbs. 11 oz. and Paul weighed 6 lbs. 4 oz..

[AppyPappy]

My brother-in-law says he saw a show where two brothers names were pronouce Lamonjello and Oronjello, but were spelled Lemonjello and Orangejello

I knew someone would drag out this old urban legend.

[CFIIIMEIATP737]

My mom went to school with Ophelia Bottom.

[dyed_in_the_wool]

Some points:
*He's seated to the right of you in the picture.
*He's on the left in the picture.
*You should have named him 'Harley'.
*He's definitely a Bubba.

[girlscout]

IMA HOGG (1882-1975). Ima Hogg, philanthropist and patron of the arts, daughter of Sarah Ann (Stinson) and Governor James Stephen Hogg (TX).

I've always wondered, "WHAT WERE THESE PEOPLE THINKING???"

[johnb838]

I heard one woman calling called her daughter, Misty Dawn.

That's nothing... Miss America last year's name was "Misty Dawn Clymer". Course her mom probably didn't know from Adam.

[Paradox]

Dont forget perhaps the worst name for a guy of all time, Dick Butkus (sounds like "butt-kiss"). With a name like that, a man might grow up being a mean, nasty, ornery, linebacker type...

[coder2]

LOL --- I have a niece named Amanda Lynn...

But you are much too young for me --- quit saying that we've dated !!! LOL

/teasing off

[angcat]

My mom named me after a sunkin ship so I can't talk too much on this thread. Hint Hint it was hit by the Stockholm.

[MJemison]

...and their good friend, Letta Fargo.

[johnb838]

Amanda Hugginkiss...

[FormerRep]

I remember a young black intern named Starlene Placencia XXXXX. I thought to myself that hers was akin to an unfair animal name, like platypus.