Enjoy,
Posted on 02/11/2003 4:56:24 AM PST by cuz_it_aint_their_money
Well, I’m back.
Sort of.
My wife, (the lovely and gracious, Mrs. CUZ) has laid down the law!
“You’re spending too much time FReeping and not enough time paying attention to me!”
Women! Go figure!
Anyway, my FReeping has been severely curtailed, so I’ll start this thread, and from time to time, spout off with my two cents worth, but someone else will have to maintain the ping list and post weekly recaps (If they feel so inclined).
If someone wants the ping list, FReepmail me and I’ll send it to them.
Till then,
Enjoy,
Didn't they notice that all of the men were picked off first?
Rob must be related to the Clintons...he is such a weasel! And Deena...she's the one to watch out for, especially after she voted Dave off.
The next few shows should be very predictable, as the remainder of the men get voted off, to include the Weasel.
Then it will be really fun to watch as the remaining viperous women sink their fangs into each other. I predict an alliance between Jenna and Heidi to oust Deena, especially after the way they reacted to Deena enjoying the fruits of Dave's labor in reward challenge.
Did anyone see how Heidi voted? If I were there, and it seemed pretty certain that everyone was voting for Dave, I'd have voted for someone else. Hurts no one, and Dave will be on the jury.
If Matt slaughters them in their sleep they'll have no one to blame but themselves :)
Nah, boobs can never be out of proportion as long as they are large. They can be half a woman's body weight and still look good ;)
Interestingly, there's a news story out today that says some low-level CBS grunts were banned from an online gambling house, cause they were voting on the final 2 in this series. The story reported that these same employees did the same thing for both Marquesas and Thailand, and cleaned up big from the site, cause they knew who won. I won't post it here, but the article mentioned who they were putting money on!
The Players: Alex, Butch, Christy, Deena, Heidi, Jenna, Matthew, Rob
The Jury: Dave
The Losers: Ryan, Janet, Daniel, Joanna, Jeanne, Shawna, Roger
Good Morning Fellow Survivor Junkies
My boot record: 5 for 8.
Dave, Dave, Dave. You know, for a self proclaimed rocket scientist, your not very bright! You broke a couple of the cardinal rules of Survivor.
Never limit yourself to only one alliance and position yourself to be indispensable.
And the most important one of all:
DON’T WIN UNNECESSARY CHALLENGES!
By winning unnecessary challenges, the others see you as a threat and put you at the top of their boot list. Result: your on the Jury and out of the game.
Now, for the awards of the week:
I might as well have Jenna and Heidi’s names permanently engraved on the “Bimbo of the Week” award. This is now the third week in a row that they have attempted to influence the men with sex. Of course the tribe now stands even up at 4 men and 4 women, so maybe it’s working. (That still don’t make it right.)
I was tempted to give Dave the Bozo of the Week award for being a “not very bright rocket scientist”. However, Rob’s little temper tantrum over Heidi and Dave snuggling at night and his snippy comment of “what I don't like is when someone in my alliance is sleeping with the enemy” has won him that dubious honor yet again.
Now for my prediction for this week.
I’ll be honest, I haven’t got a clue as to which one goes tonight.
It could be the moody psycho Matt, or the whiney crybaby Rob. The tribe might turn on the alpha female Deena, or decide that it’s had enough of Heidi and Jenna’s scrawny “sticks and twigs” physiques.
So, since I haven’t a clue, I’ll have to consult the Mystic 8 Ball.
Cuz: "Oh Mystic 8 Ball, will Matt get the boot tonight?"
M8B: “No”
Cuz: "Oh M8B, will Rob get the boot tonight?"
M8B: “My sources say doubtful.”
Cuz: "Will it be Deena?"
M8B: “Ask again later.” hmmmmm!!!!!
Cuz: “Will it be Heidi or Jenna?”
M8B: “No.”
Cuz: “How about Butch or Christi?”
M8B: “I wouldn’t bet on it.”
Cuz: “Will Alex go tonight?”
M8B: “Ask again later.” hmmmmmm!!!!!
Cuz: “Will Deena or Alex be booted tonight?”
M8B: “Yes”
Cuz: “Which one?”
M8B: “Please rephrase the question.”
Cuz: Light bulb going off over head “Will we see a tie tonight at tribal council?”
M8B: “OK buster, let’s cut to the chase shall we? My sources tell me that there will be a tie at tribal council between Alex and Deena. Instead of going the stupid “purple rock” route, Rob will switch his vote and break the tie. Now shut up and leave me alone.”
Well there you have it folks. The bootie tonight will be either Deena or Alex depending on this week’s Bozo. Kind of puts it all in perspective, don’t it?
Anyway, that’s it for this week,
Enjoy,
Of course, these men are pussy whipped, and are being picked off one by one.
One can only hope that Rob's friends, family, and co-workers are watching his weaselly performance. There's no way he could be Republican...he HAS to be a Democrat!
BTW cuz, thanks for all of your hard work.
OTOH, last night I watched the debate of the NINE Dem presidential wannabees....may I humbly suggest that you start a Survivor thread for these clowns...
You intentionally, willingly, and purposefully, watched these debates?!?!?!
So Ken, tell me, just how long have you had these Masochistic tendencies?
HHHHMMMMM????????
Inquiring minds want to know.
For the first time this seems to be pretty much an "every man for himself" rather then an alliance game.
But I really wish they would vote off Rob. He annoys me.
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.