Enjoy,
Posted on 02/11/2003 4:56:24 AM PST by cuz_it_aint_their_money
Well, I’m back.
Sort of.
My wife, (the lovely and gracious, Mrs. CUZ) has laid down the law!
“You’re spending too much time FReeping and not enough time paying attention to me!”
Women! Go figure!
Anyway, my FReeping has been severely curtailed, so I’ll start this thread, and from time to time, spout off with my two cents worth, but someone else will have to maintain the ping list and post weekly recaps (If they feel so inclined).
If someone wants the ping list, FReepmail me and I’ll send it to them.
Till then,
Enjoy,
I was yelling at the TV, "Stupid, stupid!"
What was she thinking? Oh right, she wasn't.
Since she has proven herself to be unfaithful and untrustworthy to her new tribe members and her one remaining old one, she might be the last woman on her tribe which might get her to the merger. After the merge, where does that leave her? She will be in an alliance of one.
The players: With last week’s mix up, I’m gonna need new team nicknames. Any suggestions?
Team Testosterone: Butch, Christy, Dave, Heidi, Roger
Team Estrogen: Alex, Deena, Jenna, Matthew, Rob, Shawna
The Losers: Ryan, Janet, Daniel, Joanna, Jeanne
Good Morning Fellow Survivor Junkies
“OH MY HECK!” Did you all see that miraculous recovery made by Shawna?
Why, here was a girl literally at death’s door (as she herself would have whiningly, put it!)
Then, with the simple introduction of a little testosterone in camp, why SHAZAAM!
She has made a complete and remarkable recovery! Who-would-a-thunk-it!?!?!?
Pssssst! Guys. Just bring this up the next time the women folk accuse us of letting our….well, you know where I’m going with this.
For this and this alone, Shawna wins the “Bimbo of the Week!” award.
Speaking of the Bimbo of the Week award, a few of the more gracious Freeperetts have suggested that I might be just a tiny bit chauvinistic limiting my “scathing commentary” to just the women folk.
Fair enough, never let it be said that Cuz was anything but gentlemanly in his “scathing commentary.”
Therefore, without further adieu I would like to implement the “Bozo of the Week” award.
This award will be presented to the male survivor who, through his words and/or deeds, manages to cause the most embarrassment to the male gender.
And the first “Bozo of the Week” award goes to Rob. It must be something with the name!
Yes, Rob placed himself right at the top of this week’s list with the whiney little cry-baby temper-tantrum he threw when he was informed that he would be moving over to the ladies camp. We never heard a peep out of Matt or Alex, but Rob more than made up for it. And correct me if I’m wrong, but, wasn’t Rob the one who was the most vocal about trying to get into the ladies panties, 24/7???
Yep, paradise has been handed to Rob on a platter, and all he can do is bellyache that the platter is silver plated instead of solid gold.
OK, OK, enough of Cuz’s babbling. Here is my prediction for this week.
If “New Tambaqui” wins the ugly idol, then I think Deena will get the boot. At first I thought we would see a tie at Tribal Council between Matthew and Deena, however, what with Shawna gushing and fawning all over Alex, she will break with the other two women and boot the “ex-Alpha Female.” Bub-Bye Deena.
If “New Jabaru” wins the ugly idol again, then I think that Heidi will be taking that long walk of shame. Dave, unfortunately is thinking with, shall we say, something other than his brain and will want to keep Heidi and boot Christy. However, Roger and Butch are more impressed with Christy and will split from Dave and vote out Heidi.
Well, that’s all for this week.
Enjoy,
You get three guesses as to who he is going to vote off the island. ;)
I caveman! OOONGAAA-WAAA!!!!
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