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Hogwarts Forced To Accept Muggles
Lewrockwell.com ^ | January 8, 2002 | Stephen W Carson

Posted on 01/08/2003 11:21:58 AM PST by Commander8

After a protracted legal battle, Harry Potter's school, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, has been forced by the national government to accept "muggles," people without native magic skill, as students. Looking weary and strained from the long legal battle, the headmaster of the school, Albus Dumbledore, said, "this just doesn't make any sense. We simply don't know how to teach magic to those without native magical skill. This change can only mean the slow destruction of our ability to turn out top class users of magic. This school had an easier time functioning during the Witch Trials of the 1600s...I never thought I'd miss those days."

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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: egalitarianism; hogwarts

1 posted on 01/08/2003 11:21:58 AM PST by Commander8
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