[Hugin]

I've been checking used bookstores with no luck.

Aw, those lovable characters...Dildo, Spam, Moxie and Pepsi. Legolam and Gimlet, and Arrowshirt son of Arrowroot. Who could forget?

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[commish]

Aw, those lovable characters...Dildo, Spam, Moxie and Pepsi. Legolam and Gimlet, and Arrowshirt son of Arrowroot. Who could forget?

Ahhh Bored of the Rings - a true Classic

I sit in the corner and pick my nose
And think of dirty things
Like Deviant Dwarves that suck there toes
And Elves that drub their dings
-- Ancient Hobbitt ditty sung by Dildo Bugger to his nephew Frito Lay