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The Hobbit Hole III - Journey to the Cross-roads!
Posted on 12/17/2002 7:32:02 AM PST by HairOfTheDog
Welcome to The Hobbit Hole!
Journey to the Cross-roads
The Two Towers Edition
Come on! Come in! -if you would like to have some seedcakes and a pint and relax a while. (If it is a special occasion, we still have a few bottles of the old wineyards left!)
Our first thread ( New Zealander builds Hobbit hole ) reached 4,100 posts, and we thought that was big. Our second thread (The New Hobbit Hole ) held us for over 48,000 posts, and we loved it dearly. We talked about moving to a new thread for the last 38,000 posts, but we are really slow to muster! Finally, the time has come. Tomorrow (at 12:01 am, to be precise!) The Two Towers comes out, and we start a new chapter.
TOPICS: The Hobbit Hole
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To: Wneighbor
Swedish bikini team got ya so's you couldn't type huh? It happens. Honest... lots of guys have this problem from time to time. Really.
To: Ramius
Although the Vikings were at their heyday during something called the Medieval Warm Period, when the earth's weather was alot warmer than it is even today. They had farms in Greenland and stuff, that couldn't exist today.
So maybe their babes looked fine.
51,482
posted on
07/07/2003 7:01:23 PM PDT
by
Sam Cree
(Democrats are herd animals)
To: Ramius
It happens. Honest... lots of guys have this problem from time to time. Really. Yeah, well, speaking for the wenches of the world, it's nice to see a guy get funblefingered over women nowdays. It's better than the alternative. (not to be politically incorrect or anything)
51,483
posted on
07/07/2003 7:04:07 PM PDT
by
Wneighbor
(this is my new tag line)
To: Sam Cree
the Vikings were at their heyday during something called the Medieval Warm PeriodMaybe they just 'thought' it felt warmer.... Maybe the Medieval Warm Period was similar to 'drunk goggles' at closing time? - After all, they were probably at sea many months....
51,484
posted on
07/07/2003 7:05:48 PM PDT
by
HairOfTheDog
(Not all those who wander are lost)
To: Sam Cree
Medieval Warm Period, when the earth's weather was alot warmer than it is even today. I don't know Sam. Not that I see the world from a Viking male point of view or anything but it seems the women in Barbados would still be more scantily dressed. If that was the look you Viking guys were going for? (based on the bikini team post)
51,485
posted on
07/07/2003 7:06:30 PM PDT
by
Wneighbor
(this is my new tag line)
To: HairOfTheDog
I've broken down and put in the other chick flick video that my neighbor said I must watch. I never heard of this one but you better get the tissues ready just in case this is not for women alone.
51,486
posted on
07/07/2003 7:08:19 PM PDT
by
Wneighbor
(this is my new tag line)
To: HairOfTheDog
Pirate movie opens Wednesday.Oh YEAH!!!
To: SuziQ
Pirate movie opens Wednesday. Oh YEAH!!! You can go with Hair and I. We are going together albeit in different states. ;-)
51,488
posted on
07/07/2003 7:15:36 PM PDT
by
Wneighbor
(this is my new tag line)
To: HairOfTheDog
51,489
posted on
07/07/2003 7:16:03 PM PDT
by
Sam Cree
(Democrats are herd animals)
To: Sam Cree
Hmmm... that *would* explain why the wenches in St Johns, Newfoundland, are of such spectacular quality. [not that I have firsthand knowledge of same, just hearsay.]
All this just goes to show, and not to be *politically* incorrect, but there is a certain balance in the world of pirates-and-wenches that is missing in today's world where women are trying to be pirates and men are trying to be wenches. Maybe, somehow, it is just no so?
A Pirate Looks at 40
By: Jimmy Buffett
1974
Mother, mother ocean, I have heard you call
Wanted to sail upon your waters since I was three feet tall
You've seen it all, you've seen it all
Watched the men who rode you switch from sails to steam
And in your belly you hold the treasures few have ever seen
Most of 'em dream, most of 'em dream
Yes I am a pirate, two hundred years too late
The cannons don't thunder, there's nothin' to plunder
I'm an over-forty victim of fate
Arriving too late, arriving too late
I've done a bit of smugglin', I've run my share of grass
I made enough money to buy Miami, but I pissed it away so fast
Never meant to last, never meant to last
And I have been drunk now for over two weeks
I passed out and I rallied and I sprung a few leaks
But I got stop wishin', got to go fishin'
Down to rock bottom again
Just a few friends, just a few friends
(instrumental)
I go for younger women, lived with several awhile
Though I ran 'em away, they'd come back one day
Still could manage to smile
Just takes a while, just takes a while
Mother, mother ocean, after all the years I've found
My occupational hazard being my occupation's just not around
I feel like I've drowned, gonna head uptown
Coda:
I feel like I've drowned, gonna head uptown
To: Ramius
It must be the fjords.Don't tell me the astronauts are 'pining (sp) for them'?
To: Ramius
With just a few friends indeed.....
Hey - Caught the tail end of a Buffet tour commercial on the radio last week..... your post inspired me to look it up.

tickets on SALE NOW? I would love to go see it in Vancouver..... better than Seattle.... what do you think?
Thursday, September 18, 2003
8:00 p.m. 
JIMMY BUFFETT and the Coral Reefer Band
Tickets On Sale: On Sale Now
Ticket Info: Lawn: $37.00 / Reserved: $78.00
buy tickets now
51,492
posted on
07/07/2003 7:31:37 PM PDT
by
HairOfTheDog
(Not all those who wander are lost)
To: Wneighbor
Clare and I will go with y'all, here in MA!
To: Wneighbor
Which chick flick was that, Wn?
To: Ramius
Always liked that song, one of his best, IMO.
51,495
posted on
07/07/2003 7:35:46 PM PDT
by
Sam Cree
(Democrats are herd animals)
To: Ramius
Honest... lots of guys have this problem from time to time. Really. ....Try typing with both hands......
To: Ramius
Why don't we just stay in Vancouver that week?
51,497
posted on
07/07/2003 7:40:18 PM PDT
by
HairOfTheDog
(Not all those who wander are lost)
To: Corin Stormhands
You are really being tempted way too much huh corin!
51,498
posted on
07/07/2003 7:40:57 PM PDT
by
HairOfTheDog
(Not all those who wander are lost)
To: HairOfTheDog
OK...I'll keep you informed...I haven't informed her yet that we're going!
To: Scott from the Left Coast
Tell her there's pirates in it.....
51,500
posted on
07/07/2003 7:43:55 PM PDT
by
HairOfTheDog
(Not all those who wander are lost)
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