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The Hobbit Hole III - Journey to the Cross-roads!
Posted on 12/17/2002 7:32:02 AM PST by HairOfTheDog
Welcome to The Hobbit Hole!
Journey to the Cross-roads
The Two Towers Edition
Come on! Come in! -if you would like to have some seedcakes and a pint and relax a while. (If it is a special occasion, we still have a few bottles of the old wineyards left!)
Our first thread ( New Zealander builds Hobbit hole ) reached 4,100 posts, and we thought that was big. Our second thread (The New Hobbit Hole ) held us for over 48,000 posts, and we loved it dearly. We talked about moving to a new thread for the last 38,000 posts, but we are really slow to muster! Finally, the time has come. Tomorrow (at 12:01 am, to be precise!) The Two Towers comes out, and we start a new chapter.
TOPICS: The Hobbit Hole
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To: HairOfTheDog
Found it!
To: JenB
Hi! Just finishing dinner and have to do dishes (and clean out the cat's drinking fountain.)
To: RMDupree; SuziQ
what about Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
To: Overtaxed
Heh....
To: Overtaxed
Hey... I got an honest precious!
I'm going wandering in dank and dark domains tonight, places that were once full of light and, if not joy, at least silliness. Places I once knew as well as I know the inside of my own head, names of those closer to me than family...
40,505
posted on
06/02/2003 5:02:54 PM PDT
by
JenB
To: g'nad
what about Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like "I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should drive...." And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, which was going about a hundred miles an hour with the top down to Las Vegas. And a voice was screaming: "Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?" Then it was quiet again. My attorney had taken his shirt off and was pouring beer on his chest, to facilitate the tanning process. "What the hell are you yelling about?" he muttered, staring up at the sun with his eyes closed and covered with wraparound Spanish sunglasses. "Never mind," I said. "It's your turn to drive." I hit the brakes and aimed the Great Red Shark toward the shoulder of the highway. No point mentioning those bats, I thought. The poor bastard will see them soon enough....
To: 2Jedismom; Wneighbor; Corin Stormhands
I don't think we have any firm plans... That's how the infamous Dwarfmoot came about...
40,507
posted on
06/02/2003 5:06:36 PM PDT
by
g'nad
(the horror...the HORROR....)
To: HairOfTheDog
We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold... YEEAAH DOG...
40,508
posted on
06/02/2003 5:10:47 PM PDT
by
g'nad
(nuthin' quite like mescaline fer lunch... dontcha know...)
To: HairOfTheDog
Order some golf shoes. Otherwise,
we'll never get out of this place
alive. It's impossible to walk in
this muck -- no footing at all...
To: g'nad
...We're in the middle of a *&$#@& reptile zoo, and someone is feeding booze to these &$*#* things!" ...Look at all the blood! We're going to need some golf shoes or we'll never get out of here alive. Impossible to walk in this muck."
To: g'nad
HA! - I was looking for the same quote!
ROTFL!
To: HairOfTheDog
If you think we're in trouble now
wait until you see what's happening
in the elevators.
To: HairOfTheDog
To: Wneighbor
Yaaaaay! Wonderful news! The Lord always provides (though, He does like to make you sweat it sometimes...).
To: g'nad; Ramius
Laughin' my head off!
I didn't see the movie, but I read the book. Reading the script.... sounds like they followed it pretty well!
To: JenB; g'nad
I'm going wandering in dank and dark domains tonight...Sounds dangerous.... you want me 'n g'nad to come along?
To: HairOfTheDog
You guys wouldn't be interested. And I've found a safe route through the Marshes - a guide who knows the territory.
Gee, it sounds like I'm doing something really cool, doesn't it?
40,517
posted on
06/02/2003 5:49:16 PM PDT
by
JenB
To: JenB
Yes! - It sounded like great intrigue!
To: HairOfTheDog
I'm back. I went to get food to eat. Then started cleaning out the fridge. But, made myself tacos out of leftovers. Then Myranda's number 1 boyfriend, the dependable one that I like, came by. He broke a belt on his car and I let him use my pickup last night and he was bringing it back. But, he hadn't fixed the belt yet so I went with him and helped him with that. Now, I'm back having my second taco.
40,519
posted on
06/02/2003 5:51:26 PM PDT
by
Wneighbor
(this is my new tag line)
To: Wneighbor
I am just sitting giggling incurably.
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