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The Hobbit Hole III - Journey to the Cross-roads!

Posted on 12/17/2002 7:32:02 AM PST by HairOfTheDog

Welcome to The Hobbit Hole!

Journey to the Cross-roads

The Two Towers Edition

Come on! Come in! -if you would like to have some seedcakes and a pint and relax a while. (If it is a special occasion, we still have a few bottles of the old wineyards left!)

Our first thread ( New Zealander builds Hobbit hole ) reached 4,100 posts, and we thought that was big. Our second thread (The New Hobbit Hole ) held us for over 48,000 posts, and we loved it dearly. We talked about moving to a new thread for the last 38,000 posts, but we are really slow to muster! Finally, the time has come. Tomorrow (at 12:01 am, to be precise!) The Two Towers comes out, and we start a new chapter.


TOPICS: The Hobbit Hole
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To: Sam Cree
Though I guess it was even worse when my brother threw his friends' cat in the freezer after our dogs had killed it. When they asked for their cat, he said "Sure, I have it, it's right here..."

EEK! That must have went over like a wet brick!

10,061 posted on 01/28/2003 8:47:57 AM PST by RMDupree (HHD: Hobbit lass loves this place!)
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To: Sam Cree

See Recipes: Catsicle

10,062 posted on 01/28/2003 9:01:48 AM PST by Corin Stormhands (HHD)
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To: RMDupree; Sam Cree
Have you guys heard the joke about the neighbor's white rabbit?
10,063 posted on 01/28/2003 9:04:45 AM PST by HairOfTheDog
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To: RMDupree
Hi, (((RMD)))!

I'm doing fine except for having cramps today. (uhg! that time of month)

10,064 posted on 01/28/2003 9:05:56 AM PST by Pippin (Have you hugged a hobbit today?)
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To: HairOfTheDog
I know that one!
10,065 posted on 01/28/2003 9:06:38 AM PST by Corin Stormhands (HHD)
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To: Pippin
TMI! TMI! TMI!
10,066 posted on 01/28/2003 9:07:05 AM PST by Corin Stormhands (pre-Middle Earth?)
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To: Corin Stormhands
shhhh! I am writing it up in case the others haven't!
10,067 posted on 01/28/2003 9:07:06 AM PST by HairOfTheDog
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To: HairOfTheDog
Happy Birthday Elijah!
10,068 posted on 01/28/2003 9:07:59 AM PST by Pippin (Have you hugged a hobbit today?)
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To: HairOfTheDog
No I haven't - do tell!
10,069 posted on 01/28/2003 9:08:32 AM PST by RMDupree (HHD: Hobbit lass loves this place!)
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To: HairOfTheDog
No, Hair.
10,070 posted on 01/28/2003 9:10:08 AM PST by Sam Cree
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To: Pippin
(((PIPPIN)))

Here's some hot tea, a heating pad and some nice thick socks! Hope you feel better!

Corin - LOL! TMI, indeed! But it is a monthly suffering we women must endure. Surely, you wouldn't begrudge us a little moral support now and again? *grin*

10,071 posted on 01/28/2003 9:10:38 AM PST by RMDupree (HHD: Hobbit lass loves this place even during her time of the month!)
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To: Corin Stormhands
Not to sound ignorant, but what is TMI?
10,072 posted on 01/28/2003 9:11:06 AM PST by Pippin (Have you hugged a hobbit today?)
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To: Pippin
"too much information"

:-)

10,073 posted on 01/28/2003 9:12:49 AM PST by Corin Stormhands (HHD)
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To: RMDupree
Thanks, RMD!
10,074 posted on 01/28/2003 9:13:16 AM PST by Pippin (Have you hugged a hobbit today?)
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To: Corin Stormhands
Oh!

Sorry!

10,075 posted on 01/28/2003 9:14:09 AM PST by Pippin (Have you hugged a hobbit today?)
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To: RMDupree; ksen; g'nad; rightwingreligiousfanatic; Sam Cree; Bear_in_RoseBear; ...
But it is a monthly suffering we women must endure.

I think the married men here might disagree on who does the "enduring."

10,076 posted on 01/28/2003 9:14:19 AM PST by Corin Stormhands (ducks for cover...)
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To: RMDupree; Sam Cree; Corin Stormhands
Two friends lived next door to each other, one had a pet white rabbit that she adored.

The other had a dog.

One day, to her horror, the woman with the dog saw her dog come from the neighbor's with the rabbit in its mouth. It was dead.

She was mortified.

She couldn't imagine facing her friend and telling her that her dog had killed the rabbit.

She looked at the rabbit. It was a mess. Filthy dirty.

She took it inside and bathed it, brushed it and blow dried it until it looked as good as a dead rabbit can.

"I will put it back in the cage" she thought. "Let her think it just died peacefully in it's sleep. That is better."

That evening when her friend got home, She heard her friend scream. She rushed over to comfort her friend about the death of the rabbit.

"Oh - I am sorry, your rabbit has died" she said with all empathy.

"That isn't why I am screaming. The rabbit died three days ago. I buried it in the back yard. Some sicko dug it up and put it back in the cage!"

10,077 posted on 01/28/2003 9:15:00 AM PST by HairOfTheDog
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To: Corin Stormhands
I think the married men here might disagree on who does the "enduring."

hehehehe - I can appreciate that sentiment.

10,078 posted on 01/28/2003 9:15:27 AM PST by RMDupree (HHD: Hobbit lass loves this place even during men's insensitivity to the female plight!)
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To: HairOfTheDog
LOL! Oh that's baaaaaaad!

But still, LMAO!

10,079 posted on 01/28/2003 9:17:22 AM PST by RMDupree (HHD: Hobbit lass loves this place even during jokes about dead pets!)
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To: RMDupree; Corin Stormhands
Even we hobbit-lasses havr certian problems.

And hobbit-lads can be just as insensative, LOL!

10,080 posted on 01/28/2003 9:18:09 AM PST by Pippin (Have you hugged a hobbit today?)
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