Woman sentenced for ripping out boyfriend's genital

The Tennessean ^ | 10/1/01 | Christian Bottorff

[LibWhacker]

A Nashville woman will spend almost three months in a Metro jail after pleading guilty to using her fingernails to rip off one of her boyfriend's testicles in an attack last year.

Aretha Oneal, 38, was sentenced to 81 days and will be eligible for early release if she completes a 45-day counseling program that deals with issues such as anger management. She pleaded guilty to assault.

[shaggy eel]

He'll just compensate for the loss with an extra-large belt buckle or something.

,,, sure, what else are metro general hospitals for?

[general_re]

The FR Word of the Day is MONORCHID.

Neighbor of mine has a greenhouse where he raises exotic monorchids. Used to hear him pruning at all sorts of odd hours, until he put in soundproofing...

[Blood of Tyrants]

Ross said in an interview that he plans to marry Oneal after she is released from custody.

Some people never learn. I'll bet he is a Republican.

[NeoCaveman]

The FR Word of the Day is MONORCHID.

I thought today was quandom?

Maybe we can use monorchid for tomorrow?

[Consort]

Can he live without the old bag?

[shaggy eel]

Neighbor of mine has a greenhouse where he raises exotic monorchids.

,,, our neighbours raise kids and mortgages. I envy your boutique setting.

[ChadGore]

Woman sentenced for ripping out boyfriend's genital

hillary needs a new hobby

[kcar]

Not into that kinda thing. Thx for the image though.

[ladyinred]

''That's my heart, my soul, and that's my better half.

No other comment seems necessary.

[Unknown Freeper]

huh?

[S.O.S121.500]

"Is this guy a masochist, or what?"

Dunno, but would figure him to be about half way to getting one of those Darwin Awards..........yep, about half the way there.

[Just another Joe]

but would figure him to be about half way to getting one of those Darwin Awards

Nope, they managed to reattach the 'member'.

[Paleo Conservative]

but would figure him to be about half way to getting one of those Darwin Awards

Nope, they managed to reattach the 'member'.

But does it work correctly?

[Just another Joe]

But does it work correctly?

According to him.

[general_re]

I envy your boutique setting.

Nothing so chic - just very outer suburbs marking the line between city and farmland ;)

[Pearls Before Swine]

He needs to be shot the following day - just to clean up the gene pool. What a maroon.

Shooting him isn't the only way to clean up the gene pool. They could have another argument and she could finish the job of "fixing" him good.

[shaggy eel]

marking the line between city and farmland

,,, ah, the Monorchid Line.

[kcar]

Stupid image in my head - Now it's yours:
"Yee doggies", Jed Clampett says shaking his head, "Courtship rituals sure have changed a mite since I was a youngun".

[LibWhacker]

Now it's yours:

Gee, thanks. :-)

[Paleo Conservative]

'But does it work correctly?'

According to him.

In order not to get a Darwin Award, the testicle would have to produce enough motile sperm capable of impregnating a woman. I say there's no proof it workd till he gets a woman pregnant.