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Intellectual Property - Pfizer and Pepsi
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Posted on 09/08/2002 4:12:40 PM PDT by WIMom
Pfizer Corp is making the announcement today that VIAGRA will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use "as is", or as a mixer. Pepsi's proposed ad campaign claims: "It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one." Obviously we can no longer call this a "soft drink".
This additive gives new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs and just a good old fashioned stiff drink. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of "Mount And Do."
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To: Chad Fairbanks
On this thread???????? We be hangin' loose.
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posted on
09/08/2002 4:33:35 PM PDT
by
WIMom
To: WIMom
Though on occasion Viagra can cause heart failure in elderly men, it's still safer and more effective than using Coke.
To: Senator Pardek
And without all the associated sinus peoblems...
To: general_re
,,, the perfect way to get 7 up from your 7 eleven.
To: Senator Pardek
I'm looking for a 95 year old billionaire. If I get the pre-nup signed, then offer him the 'Mount And Do', will it work? Or will I be screwed.
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posted on
09/08/2002 4:41:39 PM PDT
by
WIMom
To: Senator Pardek; Chad Fairbanks
Well, since we're going clinical now - I've seen several letters of medical necessity where men are taking small doses (12.5 mg or so) of Viagra on a daily basis for blood pressure maintenance.
To: Tennessee_Bob
Do you think they'll add an thickening agent?
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posted on
09/08/2002 4:42:33 PM PDT
by
WIMom
To: WIMom
Bwahahahahahahahaha! WIMom...your killin' me!!!
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posted on
09/08/2002 4:45:25 PM PDT
by
EGPWS
To: Tennessee_Bob
Well, medically it could act as an anti-coagulant, and from what I understand it DOES get the blood flowing....
To: EGPWS
Are you 95 or older? Are you male? Are you single (widowers OK)? Are you a billionaire? If you answer 'yes' to all those questions, send me a freep mail.
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posted on
09/08/2002 4:47:58 PM PDT
by
WIMom
To: Chad Fairbanks
As long as it flows to the right places.
This thread was on a dare.
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posted on
09/08/2002 4:49:58 PM PDT
by
WIMom
To: WIMom
Hey WIMom, do you know if they will be offering this drink in an extra large bottle?
To: WIMom
Unfortunately, we men only have enough blood to operate one head at a time...
To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
I heard Burger King is offering it as Super Size.
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posted on
09/08/2002 4:54:25 PM PDT
by
WIMom
To: Chad Fairbanks
I realize that. Think we could get it as an IV drip?
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posted on
09/08/2002 4:55:08 PM PDT
by
WIMom
To: WIMom
That would certainly raise the stakes...
To: WIMom
I must have missed the humor notification at the beginning.
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posted on
09/08/2002 4:57:09 PM PDT
by
wita
To: WIMom
Bwahaha! YES I'm male, pawleese be patient for in 50 years I will be 95 or older, and yes I'm Bwahaha, single! Billionaire?..not yet but I'm working on it!
Sorry I don't qualify for a freep mail, but thanks again for the uplifting post.
Regard's
EGPWS
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posted on
09/08/2002 4:57:34 PM PDT
by
EGPWS
To: wita
And that is relevent, how? ;0) </p>
To: EGPWS
Well, you have something to shoot for.
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posted on
09/08/2002 5:01:31 PM PDT
by
WIMom
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