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Intellectual Property - Pfizer and Pepsi
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Posted on 09/08/2002 4:12:40 PM PDT by WIMom
Pfizer Corp is making the announcement today that VIAGRA will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use "as is", or as a mixer. Pepsi's proposed ad campaign claims: "It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one." Obviously we can no longer call this a "soft drink".
This additive gives new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs and just a good old fashioned stiff drink. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of "Mount And Do."
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posted on
09/08/2002 4:12:40 PM PDT
by
WIMom
To: WIMom
BTTT
To: WIMom
Will it come in a blue can....
To: one_particular_harbour
I could use some help here.
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posted on
09/08/2002 4:20:15 PM PDT
by
WIMom
To: chance33_98
I haven't seen the packaging yet. I would hope so.
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posted on
09/08/2002 4:21:00 PM PDT
by
WIMom
To: WIMom; one_particular_harbour
I could use some help here. True. But I don't think OPH is the kind of professional help that you need.
To: Tennessee_Bob; one_particular_harbour
I hear he pours a stiff one now and then.
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posted on
09/08/2002 4:22:57 PM PDT
by
WIMom
To: chance33_98
I don't know, but one could bet the customer might...
To: WIMom; one_particular_harbour
Hey - OPH - can you help WIMom without charging her? Would that be pro-boner in this situation??
To: WIMom
Hey. If we can get CNN to deliver a case to Osama maybe we can find the little prick.
To: WIMom
I hate to ask this, but does this mean in order to sell this we would need a 'liquor' license?
To: WIMom
Lawyers can't take Viagra. All it does is make them taller.
To: Newbomb Turk
Good point... and when he pops up, we nail him...
To: WIMom
"Pfizer Corp is making the announcement today that VIAGRA will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use "as is", or as a mixer. Pepsi's proposed ad campaign claims: "It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one." Obviously we can no longer call this a "soft drink"."
BWahahahaha! I can envision the males of American asking for this softdrink and carrying it around a barroom while eyeballing the available "Babes"
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posted on
09/08/2002 4:27:42 PM PDT
by
EGPWS
To: Tennessee_Bob; one_particular_harbour
I heard OPH is rock solid.
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posted on
09/08/2002 4:29:07 PM PDT
by
WIMom
To: Newbomb Turk
To: Chad Fairbanks
Only if your a guy. I'm not one of those......
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posted on
09/08/2002 4:30:06 PM PDT
by
WIMom
To: Bubba_Leroy
Drat, but he has a good list of potential candidates just waiting for those attorney fees. They like being stroked.
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posted on
09/08/2002 4:31:56 PM PDT
by
WIMom
To: WIMom
Sorry... I meant that to be tounge-in-cheek... no offense was intended ;0)
To: Bubba_Leroy
My html needs some work. I left out the
Drudge logo from my post above.
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