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NEW BUMPER STICKERS

Posted on 08/28/2002 6:19:27 PM PDT by drunknsage

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To: Cap'n Crunch
One of my faves was a college sticker for KAU Kick Ass University.

In the late 70's/early 80's, it was popular to go to Greensboro College and get a sticker, remove Greensboro and just put College in your back windshield ala John Belushi.

81 posted on 08/29/2002 1:45:55 PM PDT by AppyPappy
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To: TankerKC
Mentioned earlier in the thread, but I thought to post the graphic here. I actually did get this made into small stickers


82 posted on 08/29/2002 1:47:21 PM PDT by spodefly
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To: drunknsage
My personal favorite:

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers.

Shalom.
83 posted on 08/29/2002 1:47:24 PM PDT by ArGee
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To: cuz_it_aint_their_money
To Hell with world peace, visualize hanging up the damn phone

I've seen: Visualize using your turn signal.

Shalom.

84 posted on 08/29/2002 1:50:27 PM PDT by ArGee
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To: ZinGirl
"Join the Army: Visit exotic places, meet interesting people and then kill them"

OOOOOOhhhhhhRRRRAaaaaaHH good one~!

85 posted on 08/29/2002 1:54:09 PM PDT by JoeSixPack1
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To: drunknsage
"Work Harder! Millions on welfare depend on you."
86 posted on 08/29/2002 1:54:16 PM PDT by southern rock
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To: spodefly
Thanks for the graphic. I probably read it on one of your posts.
87 posted on 08/29/2002 1:54:30 PM PDT by TankerKC
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To: drunknsage
I created this one shortly after Mrs. Bubba won her Senate seat and in anticipation of her run for the White House.

IF YOU LIKED BILL....YOUR GONNA LUV HILLARY!

More recently, when McCain was getting involved in holding up Bush's judicial nominations, I came up with this.

PRESIDENT MCCAIN, IT'S TIME FOR YOU MEDICATION

Hope you enjoy 'em

88 posted on 08/29/2002 1:57:37 PM PDT by crusher999
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To: drunknsage
An oldie but goodie is:

"A fool and his money are soon partying"

89 posted on 08/29/2002 1:57:39 PM PDT by southern rock
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To: crusher999
I hoipe you didn't include the spelling errors.
90 posted on 08/29/2002 1:59:27 PM PDT by AppyPappy
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To: dirtbiker
and when it's bad, it's still pretty good!

The late, great southern comedian Brother Dave Gardner always used to say, "and the worst I ever had was wonderful..."

91 posted on 08/29/2002 2:03:45 PM PDT by ErnBatavia
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To: drunknsage
I'd never put a bumper sticker on my car, but I have to admit, some of these are real hoots. For some reason, the "I [club] my dog" had me rolling. And "Visualize using your damn turn signals" would be perfect, if it hadn't been desined for the guy in front of you.

How about these:

If your kid came home with an honor roll bumper sticker, you would shut up and put it on your damn car too!"

If it wasn't for this bumper sticker, you'd never know what a giant A$$hole I really am.

Everyone is entitled to my arrogant, self-righteous opinion.

92 posted on 08/29/2002 2:08:40 PM PDT by Motherhood IS a career
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To: drunknsage
If you're gonna ride my a$$ - you might as well pull my hair...
93 posted on 08/29/2002 2:10:00 PM PDT by Libloather
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To: wordsofearnest
Chilling - and I swear I really saw this one a couple of years ago.....two stickers. The one on the left was a typical Red Cross one that said, "Give blood, the gift of life"......on the right bumper was a gay 'rainbow' sticker.
94 posted on 08/29/2002 2:12:39 PM PDT by ErnBatavia
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To: drunknsage
“We are the Proud Parents of a Child Whose Self-Esteem is Sufficient that He Doesn’t Need Us Advertising His Minor Scholastic Achievements on the Bumper of Our Car.”
95 posted on 08/29/2002 2:13:08 PM PDT by paulklenk
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To: Squantos
split tails

You just gotta be an ex Juggie, correcto? I haven't heard that term since Camp Pendleton in 1968 (in re WM's)

96 posted on 08/29/2002 2:16:35 PM PDT by ErnBatavia
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To: Squantos
I've seen the version "Nuke a Gay Whale for Christ!"
97 posted on 08/29/2002 2:38:06 PM PDT by Freemeorkillme
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To: kstewskis
LOL!!!!!

Liberals Only Lickit !!!!!

98 posted on 08/29/2002 2:57:00 PM PDT by GeekDejure
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To: drunknsage
How about, "Screw Willy, Free Republic!"
99 posted on 08/29/2002 3:14:28 PM PDT by dubyagee
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To: drunknsage
bump
100 posted on 08/29/2002 3:24:24 PM PDT by Centurion2000
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