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Posted on 08/28/2002 6:19:27 PM PDT by drunknsage
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I just saw this one yesterday!:
SURE YOU CAN HAVE MY GUN
bullets first.
To: HighWheeler
"GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE, THEY JUST MAKE BULLETS GO REALLY FAST"
I 
My Wife. I 
My Cat
(I'm not married, can you tell?)
To: drunknsage
One of my favorites is, "Lottery, A Tax On People Who Are Bad At Math"
I have the above sticker, but it's not on my car.
To: AppyPappy
Nope...that's the way I wrote 'em....
To: Travis McGee
Re:
"VISUALIZE WORLD POLICE" I prefer "VISUALIZE WHIRLED PEASE"
To: drunknsage
DEMOCRATS 'R' ASSHOLES
To: Squantos
LOL!!
To: drunknsage
one of my all-time favorites:
It takes a Viking to raze a village!
To: lump in the melting pot
"My Kid Just Beat Up Your Honor Student"
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posted on
08/29/2002 6:46:13 PM PDT
by
ninenot
To: drunknsage
This one from the 80s has always been one of my favorites:
"Formula to Prevent AIDS--Sit on your a$$ and keep your mouth shut"
Two other favorites are "If you don't believe in God, you'd better be right" and "I still miss my ex-husband but my aim is getting better"
To: FreeTally
Nice link; thanks!
To: FreeTally
Honk if you have never seen an Uzi fired from a moving vehicle!CLASSIC!!!
To: misanthrope; wardaddy; Squantos; Poohbah; harpseal; Lazamataz
"GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE, THEY JUST MAKE BULLETS GO REALLY FAST"
I love that one too!
To: Cap'n Crunch
There's a couple of great ones on this thread!
How about a "practical joke" where you slap them on the bottom of your buddies bumper?
To: drunknsage
If you like Hanson, honk 3 times and run into a tree
Money talks, but mine only says goodbye
I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable
(From Florida) When I retire I'm gonna move up North and drive real slow
DRIVE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT
(On a clunker) Honk If Anything Falls Off
My mother is a travel agent for guilt trips
Next mood swing: 6 minutes
A day without sunshine is, like, night
My mind is like a steel trap: rusty and illegal in 37 states
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke
If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
To: Travis McGee
My old Land Rover has a Ruger spare tire covering, a Marsha Blackburn for US Congress (conservative mom here in middle TN) sticker, a VMI decal,an NRA seal, a Black Powder decal, a "No State Income Tax in TN" sticker, and a Bonnie Blue front tag. My wife thinks I'm a bit redneck with all that so she won't let anything on her new Green Suburban K1500 but I snuck an HK emblem trailer hitch cover on and she hasn't complained....yet.
I always liked "Cat....the other white meat"....and I own two cats.
I did have a "Gore Free TN" sticker in 2000 but in the spirit of civility...I took it off spring of 2001. Some folks are still sporting those around here.
I'd buy a pro-life tag if TN sold them like FL does.
To: ErnBatavia
:o) ......... Stay Safe Ern !!
To: NordP
REPUBLICAN WOMEN MAKE GREAT LEADERS
You're Following One Now You GO girl! I like that one!
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posted on
08/29/2002 10:08:07 PM PDT
by
SuziQ
To: DaBroasta
"I still miss my ex-husband but my aim is getting better"Now THAT'S funny!!!
Our #2 son has a T-shirt that reads "Your village called, their idiot is missing". That would make a good bumper sticker!
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posted on
08/29/2002 10:18:45 PM PDT
by
SuziQ
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